My 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield has completely sated my need for human interaction. His gigantic purpleness is less judgemental of my unique lifestyle than humans are. Long ago I tired of dealing with so-called “normies”, but this twelve-foot-tall naked purple Buddy is about as far from being a normie as it’s possible to get….
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Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2017)
Buddy Hield is one of the very best three point shooters in the league, 7th at the time of this writing, so it’s a shame that his three-point attempts have actually gone down this season from his rookie year. A young sweet-shooting player like him on a team like the Kings should be chucking like…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
So the 3D-printed Buddy Hield statue I have living with me is basically becoming more humanlike with every passing day. I mean, he’s still purple, plastic, and twelve feet tall (and naked), so it’s still pretty obvious that he’s not a homo sapien like me, but the dim consciousness he possessed when he first “awakened”…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
I thought hard about including Buddy Hield’s absolute airball on his potential game-winning/tying attempt. It was really bad! It didn’t even come close to going in, but I decided to leave you all with a much kinder picture of how Hield performed tonight. He was, certainly, clutch as all heck, hitting two threes in the…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2017)
I’ve totally done a 180 on this 12-foot-tall 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield that I have chilling out in my apartment. After I spent most of last year trying various ways to ignore it or remove it from my life entirely through increasingly desperate means, now this thing is basically my best friend. It’s nice…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 19 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
Okay, so, for those of you who forgot, I have spent the better part of the last year with a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed plastic naked purple statue of Buddy Hield residing in my apartment. It started off as a hype-driven 3000-dollar order from one of those online 3D printing outfits, but over the course of the…
Read MoreBuddy Hield Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2017)
Yup, the 12-foot tall purple Buddy Hield statue that I accidentally had 3D-printed is definitely alive. I think. I had my suspicions before, but the evidence continues piling up. First it was the Hot Pocket incident, now this. Things just keep going from bad to worse over here in DTB-land. I again tried asking for…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)
I’m pretty sure your old pal DTB is losing his mind. So, in case you’ve been out of the loop, I’ve got this 12-foot tall Buddy Hield statue living in my house now. It was a mistake that never should have happened, but the 3D-printing company doesn’t issue refunds, so I guess I’m stuck with…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 22 Points Full Highlights – Having a HIELD day!!!! (4/1/2017)
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Read MoreBuddy Hield 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Since joining the Kings, Buddy Hield has had significantly more turnovers than assists. That’s not a good look for a shooting guard, but he gets a pass because he’s a rookie, and he gets a double pass because he got seven assists in this game, and he gets a triple pass because who’s he supposed…
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