There are multiple C.J. Watson highlight videos on my channel that have failed to reach the “1,000 view” threshold, which is the official line between “this video is a good video” and “this video is a war crime and should never be seen by anybody ever”. MULTIPLE videos. This indicates one thing to me: that…
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C.J. Watson 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2015)
Sometimes box scores are false advertising. Take this performance from C.J. Watson. On the surface, 23 and 5 is really good for him. But, upon closer inspection, nine of his points came in the last four minutes of the game, after the Rockets had built an insurmountable advantage. That’s three baskets that were in garbage…
Read MoreC.J. Watson 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/8/2015)
I find myself struggling to get excited about C.J. Watson. A sort of drear melancholy overcomes me whenever I think about him, and when I actually sit down to edit his highlight videos, the melancholy turns into dread. Only one of my five Watson videos has over 1,000 views. I don’t personally find him an…
Read MoreC.J. Watson 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2014)
Pacers color guy Quinn Buckner is perhaps the best in the league and filling up space with his words. A lot of other broadcast crews get into lulls where nobody knows what to say, but not the Pacers crew. Quinn just talks and talks about whatever comes to mind, and I have to say, he’s…
Read MoreC.J. Watson 23 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2014)
The carousel of suck that is the Indiana Pacers season spins ever toward annihilation with the addition of CJ Watson into the starting lineup. Is Donald Sloan not good enough anymore? Because I thought that he played fairly well, admittedly my highlight-maker’s perspective might be distorted. I don’t remember much about CJ anymore. It’s been…
Read MoreCJ Watson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2013)
Remember when CJ Watson was good? Don’t lie to me. You don’t remember. CJ Watson was never “good”. He has resided squarely in the state of “okay” for his entire career. He’s probably one of the most anonymous players in the league, except for Bulls fans who wish he would come back and be their…
Read MoreCJ Watson 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
“Hey CJ, check out this picture I found on the Internet! It’s so weird!” “Okay Brook just a minute.” “No dude you have to come right now!” “Alright, alright, keep your pants on. If it’s that meatspin thing again I’m gonna… what the hell?” “Isn’t that weird?” “It’s just a picture of a school building….
Read MoreCJ Watson 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/13/2013)
After the previous installment “BJ Mullens 25 Points/18 Rebounds Full Highlights”, this series continues with CJ Watson. Be on the lookout for DJ Augustin highlights sometime next week. Coming off a streak where he shot a combined 9 for 40, CJ Watson came back to life to kick the Nugget’s heinies with 25 points on…
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