Cedi Osman – Page 3

Cedi Osman 18 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2018)

I am still upset over being so thoroughly fooled by Cedi Osman’s first two games this season of 17 and 22 points. I was convinced he had turned some sort of corner, turned into some sort of second option behind Kevin Love, and that we were seeing a Turkish legend being born right before our…

Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)

How come no one ever told me Cedi Osman was born in Macedonia? Here I am thinking that Pero Antic (the most convincing of all Carlos Boozer impersonators) would forever be that country’s lone NBA representative, and Osman has been sitting under my nose this whole time? Man, I just assumed he was born in…

Cedi Osman 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

Cedi Osman stood outside the door to the visitor’s locker room, arguing with the security personnel who guarded it. “I need to see LeBron,” he repeated, not wanting to sound like he was pleading but not being able to help it. “Yeah, you and everybody else,” said the portly, sunglasses-wearing man. Cedi pointed at his…

Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

I admit, I said some things that I now regret after Cedi Osman’s first two games this season. Everyone was feeling all excited, Cavs fans were delirious with joy, and I got swept up in the hype. I believe I declared Osman the official second banana to Kevin Love. Whoops! As Treebeard said, “don’t be…

Cedi Osman 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

It’s a good thing I didn’t vocalize any of my stupid pessimistic pre-season opinions about Cedi Osman because if I did you guys would dig them up and make me look like a stupid hater idiot. Normally when I hear that such-and-so player has been “in the gym every day” and “talking with LeBron” I’m…

Cedi Osman 17 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

The Cavaliers are Kevin Love’s team now. He gets to be the man just like he was in Minnesota. But his second banana this time around isn’t Michael Beasley. It’s Cedi Osman! Cavs fans have been hyping this guy up for the whole offseason, hyping him up for reasons I can’t figure out other than…

Cedi Osman Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Cedi Osman scored a career-high eighteen points on a career-high eighteen field goal attempts in a career-high 39 minutes of playing time. Having the same amount of points as attempts is never a good sign, but it’s the last game of the regular season, and Osman just wanted a taste of what it’s like to…

Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2018)

Cedi Osman was rewarded for his relatively strong play in his string of nine starts by…getting benched for Rodney Hood against the Pistons. Here come some DTB truth nukes dropped right on your doorstep: if we’re being real, Hood is better than Osman. Hood has a way bigger chance to score twenty or even thirty…

Cedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…

Cedi Osman 12 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)

“Yo, my man,” LeBron said, walking up to Cedi Osman, who was sitting in his locker, and exchanging some dap. “You remember what the plan is for tonight?” Cedi scrunched up his face in thought. “I think so. We’re gonna…we’re gonna ruin Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement!” LeBron smiled. “Damn straight we are. And all those…