Attention Tyronn Lue: please give the Fryeman more than fifteen minutes per game. His numbers are extremely sick right now and we need to see if he can sustain them given a larger role on the team. He probably can’t. That’s not the point. If he can give you thirty solid minutes per game, you…
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Channing Frye 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2016)
CHANNING FRYE vs KEVIN LOVE? Who ya got? Let’s take a look at the factual facts: Injury status: Kevin Love had a “knee contusion” and missed this game. Channing Frye had no such contusions. Advantage: Frye Injury history: Love is missing an arm from when Kelly Olynyk ripped it off. The doctors used twine to…
Read MoreChanning Frye 15 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
“Come on guys, do I really have to do this?” Channing asked, looking at the entrance to the McDonald’s with trepidation. “We haze all the new players,” LeBron reiterated. “Trust us, we’re going easy on you. You should have seen what we made Timofey do when he got here.” “It was no big problem, drinking…
Read MoreChanning Frye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
Channing Frye does some very Channing Frye things in this video. In a way, that makes this video redundant, because there are videos were Channing does the same Channing things, but in a higher quantity. Those videos are recommended watching because they also have Steve Nash in him, and watching Suns Nash videos is the…
Read MoreChanning Frye 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/11/2014)
Channing “4Channing” Frye came into the league with comparisons of Tim Duncan on his shoulders. They do kind of look the same, and if you put Channing closer to the basket he could maybe do some of the stuff Timmy does. Only difference a few years into his career is that Duncan is one of…
Read MoreChanning Frye 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
Sitting in his Portland apartment, Channing sadly contemplated his unsuccessful career. He was a free agent now, but after scoring a mere four points per game the previous season, he wasn’t even sure if there was a place for him in the NBA anymore. His agent tried to put on a brave face, but Channing…
Read MoreChanning Frye 22 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2014)
I already detailed in a previous description how Channing Frye’s heart was cruelly stepped upon by a heartless wench named Clara, and how the succubus herself contributed to Channing’s health issues. But that doesn’t explain the sudden flareup of heart troubles that he experienced before the 2012-2013 season, troubles that kept him relegated to the…
Read MoreChanning Frye 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/4/2014)
I’m not really into the whole “advanced stats” thing, but I’m gonna give it a try here. Channing Frye’s plus-minus was +44 against the Bucks. That means they outscored the Bucks by 44 points during the 32 minutes he was on the court. Goran Dragic played nearly the same amount of minutes, but his plus-minus…
Read MoreChanning Frye 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/15/2013)
Channing “Frye Sauce” Frye sat out all of last season with an screwed-up heart. The doctors claimed it was a genetic abnormality, present since birth, but I know better. ————————————– Channing was pacing. He always paced his room when he was nervous. The phone was sitting on his bed, just waiting to be picked up…
Read MoreChanning Frye 25 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2013)
The klaxons went off without warning, startling Channing out of his cryo-sleep. The computer’s voice, usually a pleasant female tone, now bellowed in the manner of a drill sergeant: “CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE! ALIENS ABOARD THE SHIP! ALL PERSONNEL TO REPORT TO CENTRAL BAY FOR INSTRUCTIONS! CODE ORANGE! CODE ORANGE!” If Channing hadn’t already been…
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