Dwayne Bacon Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

Hornets fans seem to think that this guy is not actually good, but I don’t know where they got that idea, because when I watch this video I see nothing but buckets. It’s like he never misses. Falsehoods peddled by fake news sites like basketball-reference.com and nba.com may indicate that he misses shots. Lies. The…

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Terry Rozier 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

I’m tired of all the negativity surrounding Terry Rozier spewed forth by puking internet commentators. I’m just tired of it, okay? In an effort to combat the anti-Rozier propaganda that floods social media daily due to the actions of Russian bots and butthurt Celtics trolls, I have compiled a list of positive things about Rozier….

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Malik Monk 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

The Hornets are tanking this year, right? They’re 2-3 as of right now, but their point differential is in the toilet and I don’t see it getting better any time soon. Since we’re in agreement that the Hornets are done competing for the eighth seed, then there seems to be no reason that Malik Monk…

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P.J. Washington 23 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2019)

First impressions are everything. That’s what all those people trying to sell you self-improvement stuff say, and they’re right. That’s why, if I know I’m going to be in a situation where I’m going to meeting new people, I try and put on a shirt that has been laundered within the past month and coat…

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Devonte’ Graham 14 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

You know how I know that Devonte’ Graham has OFFICIALLY made it as a legit point guard in this league? He assisted Bismack Biyombo on five, count ’em FIVE buckets in this game alone. It takes a point guard of exceptional skill to assist Biyombo even one time, much less five times. Only in the…

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Cody Zeller 19 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

It’s taken a long time, but I’m finally ready to admit that Cody Zeller may (not “is”, but “may”) be better than Tyler Zeller. I’ve been on the “Tyler is way better than Cody” wagon for as long as both of them have been in the league, but now I am finally stepping off. Regretfully….

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Miles Bridges 23 Points Full Highlights (10/27/2019)

As far as I can tell, the Hornets are building around Miles Bridges. I might be overstating things, but he is their main attraction at this point (don’t believe all the misdirection around Terry Rozier, they know he sucks just as well as everyone else). I openly wondered in my last description for him what…

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Miles Bridges 17 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

While I was thinking about what to write for this description, it occurred to me that I don’t have a clear idea of what Hornets fans want the end result of Miles Bridges’ development to be. Do they even know? Does the front office even know? Are they just giving Bridges minutes with the willingness…

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Devonte’ Graham Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2019)

Two games, two career-highs in points for Devonte’ Graham. You losers can get as excited as you want for your “Kawhi”s and your “LaVine”s and your “Porzingis”s. I’m going to be over here getting super hyped about a sophomore PG who is balling out as HARD and as FAST as anyone in the league right…

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Dwayne Bacon 22 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2019)

Dwayne Bacon ended last season on something of a high note, scoring in double-figures semi-consistently including a trifecta of 20-burgers. I will not debase myself so far as to use the adjective “sizzling” to describe his performances, but he was definitely giving Hornets fans some hope for the future. Which is something they need really…

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