Charlotte Hornets – Page 21

Marvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2018)

Did Marvin “W-Marv” Williams ever have fans? He doesn’t now, I know that for sure, and he hasn’t for the whole time of been making highlights, but what about before then? Like when he was a sophomore putting up 13 a game. Where there people on the W-Marv hype train, convinced that he was rebounding…

Jeremy Lamb 19 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2018)

Jeremy Lamb has been in Charlotte for a long time now. Four years, has it really been that long? It seems like just last week he was being picked up as a reclamation project from an unsuccessful stint with the Thunder. That team apparently has made a habit of trading away great players for no…

Malik Monk 21 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)

Does Malik Monk look way older this year to anyone else? Last year he looked like a kid, running around having fun playing his favorite game. Now he looks like a grizzled vet with a wrinkly face and dour demeanor. Maybe I’m just misremembering what he looked like last year and am assigning appearance characteristics…

Tony Parker 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Basketball-wise, I don’t care that Tony Parker is on the Hornets now. There’s no sentimentality or anything for me seeing him in a new uni. What is a problem, though, is that he totally messed up the aesthetic-ness of his basketball-reference page. Looking at his career, there’s like 15 rows in a row that start…

Malik Monk 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2018)

Do you ever wonder to yourself, while trying to get to sleep at night, what it would look like if someone took Brandon Jennings and Monta Ellis and put them into the same body? I think about it. I think about it a lot. And last night, while I was thinking about it, it came…

Tony Parker 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

Unlike a lot of people, I’m not finding it especially jarring to see Tony Parker in something other than a Spurs jersey. To be honest, I was never that big on the Spurs, or Tony Parker, because they/he were too good and I really prefer the middling teams over the championship contenders. My nascent NBA…

Miles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/26/2018)

I want to know what kind of drugs the Hornets commentators are on when they say that Miles Bridges has a nice shooting stroke, so that I can purchase said drugs for myself and use them recreationally. It’s not a bad shooting stroke, per se, but it’s definitely not good enough to orgasmically rhapsodize about…

Miles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

I know that the concept of “open letters” is sort of played out. Really, an open letter is just an opinion piece but it’s directed at somebody. It’s like a more official version of a Twitter beef. That said, I’m going to write an open letter right now in this very description. This open letter…

Malik Monk 18 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

This game was looking really good for the Bucks. Everything was clicking, Hornets were bricking, clock was ticking. Then Kemba Walker went off for 40 points, but that wasn’t even the problem, because it was obvious from the opening tip that he was going to do that. The real problem was Malik Monk fully casting…

Frank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

First off: sorry that this video looks like someone puked all over it. I don’t know what the Hornets camera people did to their equipment, but this isn’t my fault. It kind of ruins this vid of Frank Kaminsky scoring 24 (which is NOT a career-high NBA.com please get it together). This might be the…