Since I have transcended such mindless human distractions as “sports team alliances”, I feel absolutely no anger or frustration after the Bucks’ loss to the Hornets. And even if I did feel some of those emotions in the immediate aftermath of the loss, I definitely wouldn’t be feeling them now, nine hours later. Absolutely not….
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Marvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
The final installment of DTB’s exciting and oft-requested “Marvins of the NBA” series has us witnessing Marvin “W-Marv” Williams scoring 20 heart-pumping points and nearly leading his team to victory over the mighty Atlanta Hawks! Watch with astonishment as he hits three-pointer after three-pointer! Gaze in awe at his towering physique! Gasp as he snatches…
Read MoreMalik Monk 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/25/2018)
I am starting to wonder if it really was Steve Clifford holding Malik Monk down or if it was, in fact, the badness of Malik Monk holding Malik Monk down. Because last time I checked, the Hornets had a coach whose name wasn’t Steve Clifford, Monk’s minutes are way down from the beginning of the…
Read MoreCody Zeller 15 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
I had a hunch, going into things, that this video would be really lame. I know the tendencies of Cody Zeller as a player, I know how he likes to get buckets (lamely and infrequently). So imagine my lack of surprise when it turned out this video is the lamest one of the year! To…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
It would be so easy to call Dwayne Bacon “The Baconator”. So easy. Way too easy. In my opinion, if a nickname presents itself so readily, it’s probably a bad nickname. Even if it checks all the boxes: -Is related to the name of the player -Is fun to say -References some popular cultural item…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
You know, I’ve always secretly thought that Jeremy Lamb should be the second banana on the Hornets behind Kemba Walker. I’ve thought this for a long time. Ever since he’s been on the Hornets, basically. Even his first year there, when he was the sixth banana behind Walker, Batum, Jefferson, Williams, and Lin, I thought…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2018)
Wow, I was getting all ready to say that the Hornets were maybe kinda good this year, and they go and lose to the Cavaliers? That sets them way back in my eyes. They could win their next 10 games and I’d be like “yeah that’s pretty cool, but remember when they lost to the…
Read MoreTony Parker 24 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
I don’t care what Morey thinks the most efficient or best basketball is. I will always love the midrange jumper. And I know I’m not alone. People are pretending to really enjoy this new three-point era. For sure, players like Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, and Brook Lopez are great to watch when they’re hot from…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 14 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
It’s hard to say which Hernangomez brother has been more marginalized during his time in the NBA, but I’m going with Willy on this one. After a promising rookie season where he got to play with his BFF forever Kristaps Porzingis on the Knicks, Willy has not seen a whole lot of success in the…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)
Dwayne Bacon is one of those players whose just been forgotten about this season. I think there was some hype for him from his college days, maybe I’m wrong, but if there was, it’s gone now. He was such a low-volume “scorer” in his rookie year that it was hard for me to scrounge together…
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