Charlotte Hornets – Page 24

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 21 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

I’ve come up with a new definition for the word “bust”, one that we can all agree on: if you are a top-five pick but you don’t score thirty points in a single game at any point in your career, you are a bust, UNLESS you do one of the following things: -Average 9 assists…

Marvin Williams 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Marvin Williams is an interesting case study in what exactly constitutes a “bust”. If you’re not aware, and you really should be, he was the 2nd overall pick in 2005. He basically has averaged 10/5/1 for his career and has generally been a net positive on the court that whole time. A fine player, but…

Nicolas Batum 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

This video is all jumpers. All of it. No LAMEups. Just nothing but jumpers. You like jumpers, don’t you? Of course you do. Every NBA fan does. So watch this video, dumbass. Okay? Trust me on this one. It’s good. You’ll like it. Batum sucks now, which is too bad because the Hornets are paying…

Johnny O’Bryant 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant. In a prior video, I foolishly re-appropriated his well-earned nickname, furnishing it instead on the unworthy Pat Connaughton. I figured, hey, Johnny isn’t using it, so why not give it to someone who could do something with it? Boobery. Utter boobery…

Treveon Graham 14 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

OFFICIAL GRAHAM POWER RANKINGS 1. Joey Graham (do you even lift bro) 2. Stephen Graham (more longevity than his first-place brother, but less scoring) 3. Paul Graham (highest scorer on this list at 8 PPG in his 3-year career) 4. Greg Graham (played in the 90s so some old-timers might actually remember him) 5. Treveon…

Jeremy Lamb Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

This is a career-high for Jeremy Lamb in points, so why does it feel so underwhelming when I actually watch ths video? Don’t let that sentence ruin your enjoyment of this, by the way. If you think this a great vid that accurately captures how it should feel when Lamb scores 32 points, you’re not…

Frank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)

The Hornets are really disappointing this year, and I’m just going to skip straight to the part where I blame Frank Kaminsky. No beating around the bush: It is Frank Kaminsky’s fault that the Hornets aren’t nearly as good as they should be. Under normal circumstances, I would have written like three paragraphs offering evidence…

Nicolas Batum 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Even if Nic “The Lisieux Laser” Batum hadn’t come right out and said “my injury is affecting the way I play”, most close observers of the Hornets could easily tell that something is wrong with him. He’s normally been an effective shooter who simply had fallen prey to bad shot selection, but now his percentages…

Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 18 Points/3 Jumpshots Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Are jumpshots a part of Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s game now? I’m looking at his shot chart and comparing it to previous years, and the results are inconclusive. Maybe he’s shooting a few more this year? It’s easy to think of him as an around-the-rim-only player, but players his size are basically forced to take at least…

Marvin Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Nobody cares about Marvin Williams, and my time would be better spent doing literally anything other than making highlight videos for the dude, but there’s some kind of compulsion in me where I simply can’t ignore role-players scoring role-playerish amounts of points. I tell myself sternly “W-Marv has to score twenty or he doesn’t get…