Anyone else notice how giddy the Bulls announcers were at the idea that Cameron Payne would be better as the off guard? Stacey King sounded ecstatic. That’s not a good thing, when people want to move you off your main position because you suck so bad at it. Cameron Payne has been uninspiring as a…
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Jabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
I get sad when everyone decides to hate on Jabari Parker. Not saying it’s not deserved, but I still have a soft spot in my blackened heart for Jabarles Parkley. It’s not his fault that he doesn’t appear to have the acumen needed to play NBA-level defense. It’s not his fault that the league is…
Read MoreCameron Payne 17 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2018)
The bad news for Chicago Bulls fans is that their team is going to be bad this year. The good news is that Jerian Grant isn’t around anymore so they don’t have to worry about whether they hate him or Cameron Payne more for being totally incapable of running a functioning NBA offense. Now the…
Read MoreBobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
One of the best happenings of the 2017-18 was Bobby Portis bragging he was going to get 40 to an opposing bench and then only getting 39. Dang it, Bobby, you know that only superstar players are allowed to make proclamations like that. Otherwise you’re just begging to be made a fool of. As far…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 15 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
Antonio Blakeney only knows how to play one way: the chucker way. He was one of the G-League’s premiere chuckers last season, and he continued that trend (to a slightly lesser degree) whenever he got the call up the NBA. As everyone knows, the pendulum in recent times has swung away from iso-chucking madness and…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
Lauri Markkanen was embroiled in a particularly pitched match of Rocket League when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. Knowing that his teammates would hate him if he abandoned the game, he ignored the repeated dings of the bell, even as they became more frequent and more urgent. “I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!” he yelled towards…
Read MoreCameron Payne 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Cameron Payne has scored 17 points twice this season and neither time did I make a highlight video for the occurrence. The second time he did it, I was on vacation and only made a few catch-up videos after I got back (Payne would not have qualified for a catch-up video unless he had a…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 20 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2018)
This is the fourth revenge game of the season for Sean Kilpatrick against the Nets. He had two with the Bucks (0 points in a 25-point win and 5 points in a 15-point win), one with the Clippers (2 points in a 3-point win), and now one with the Bulls (20 points in a 28-point…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Now that MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks is back in the league, I feel like it is time to retire my “Sean$wag” nickname for Sean Kilpatrick. When I created it, I just assumed that Brooks would be out of the league forever and there would be no conflict. But the conflict has now arisen, and I have…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 24 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2018)
Lauri Markkanen scored his 24th point sometime in the third quarter of this game. A little bit later, he was pulled from the game, never to return. It’s not like he was injured or anything. He was just playing too well, was too hot shooting the ball, and had somehow given the Bulls the lead…
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