I may have jumped the gun a bit by calling Ryan Arcidiacono “the Bull’s best point guard”. I still think he and Antonio Blakeney (king of chuckers) make a great backcourt tandem, if not in pure skill at least in fit. They’ve probably dominated their share of G-League games together, at least. You can assume….
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Wendell Carter 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2018)
Wendell Carter: squarest-headed player in the league? I would make a power rankings with him at the top, but I can’t think of any other players that are even close to his perfect rectangularity. The thumbnail doesn’t make it as apparent, but frontal views fully show his right-angled and equal-sided visage. This is the kind…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)
I’m obsessed with the idea of win-shares. They’re my favorite “advanced” stat. I have no idea how they work, what they’re supposed to be measuring, or what makes them better than other stats. I like them because I can see them easily on basketball-reference, the only NBA stats site that I can use without wanting…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 17 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)
Before I made these highlights, I was speculating on why Antonio Blakeney didn’t get any minutes in this game after the beginning of the fourth quarter. I figured that Zach LaVine had gotten so hot by that point that Hoiberg didn’t want to play him with a guy who doesn’t pass. Maybe that guess is…
Read MoreChandler Hutchison 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2018)
I will say this in defense of Chandler Hutchison: he has the appearance of a really nice basketball player. Good size, toned, smooth movements. Doesn’t hurt that he’s sorta handsome and has a hairline so sharp you could cut a line of coke on it. And I’m just now realizing that he looks like Scottie…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)
More minutes for Antonio Blakeney and Ryan Arcidiacono, fewer minutes for whatever cruddy PG-types are playing for the Bulls right now. That’s all I’m asking for. I’m speaking on behalf of Bulls fans here. Their voices may be the result of blind homerism and wishful thinking, but mine is rooted in logic and intelligence. I…
Read MoreWendell Carter 25 Points/5 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/31/2018)
I don’t know if anyone has any highlight-watching energy left after seeing a left-for-dead Derrick Rose score 50 and then tear up as his teammates mobbed him (I left that part out so that I wouldn’t make you guys cry as well). So this video is really more for future people who want to see…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)
If the Bulls tank starts really picking up steam as the season goes on, I wouldn’t be surprised to see Antonio Blakeney drop a 40-burger à la Jordan Crawford. Strange to say about a guy who just now broke the 20-point barrier, but just watch him play. There’s no doubt that he can take the…
Read MoreWendell Carter 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)
The downside of Klay Thompson going nuclear on the Bulls is that the Bulls commentators had no words to spare for their rookie, Wendell Carter, who was having a career night. He absolutely postered a dude, the dude’s arms were all up in there but Carter was still dunking, and they didn’t even talk about…
Read MoreRyan Arcidiacono 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/27/2018)
Ryan Arcidiacono is the best PG that the Bulls currently have available. Not a tough task to beat out Cameron Payne and Tyler Ulis, but still. He’s also by far the handsomest PG that the Bulls currently have available, maybe even that the whole league has available, but it’s even less impressive to beat out…
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