Chicago Bulls – Page 25

Nikola Mirotic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Nikola Mirotic lay in his hospital bed, watching the TV but not really seeing it. His thoughts were swirling, as they had been for days, thoughts of injustice and of… A sudden rap on the door startled him out of his reverie. Nikola cleared his throat, then rasped “Come in”. The door opened, and a…

Kris Dunn 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Kris “Kringle” Dunn is proving the haters wrong, probably including me. I’m feeling equal parts lazy and sheepish, so I’m not going to recount all the ignorant hateful garbage I spewed in Dunn’s direction in previous descriptions. I actually don’t remember anything truly awful, mostly it was just me saying how much he was sucking…

Lauri Markkanen 24 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

Lauri “Valkoinen Mammi” Markkanen hasn’t been doing as great lately. Someone once told me that’s what NBA rookies do, get in slumps, but I didn’t believe them then and I don’t believe them now. Slumps are a concept created by the powers that be to make player’s ridiculous contracts justifiable. If Markkanen’s stats are worse,…

Kris Dunn 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

It was close there for a while, but I can now confidently announce the winner of the Bull’s point guard battle, the least exciting inter-team positional battle in the whole league. Hint: it’s not Jerian Grant. Or Ryan Arcidiacono. That’s right: Kris Dunn! He started off the season slowly, leading many to fear that he…

Kris Dunn 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

Is Kris Dunn… legit? Find out the answer next time on “Discussing the Merits of Various Players Once Considered Draft Busts with DownToBuck”! Fine, I’ll tell you now, since you’re being so impatient. Kris Dunn. Legit? The truth is, it’s too early to say. He’s putting up some numbers with a horrible team, which is…

Jerian Grant 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

If there are any future NBA players watching this video (and there damn well better be), take note of the end of it. You see how Jerian Grant made a three-pointer as time expired in a lost game? Those are the kind of shots you need to be prepared to take if you want a…

Cristiano Felicio 12 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2017)

Cristiano “The Brazilian Shaq” Felicio (or “The Babyface Shaq”, take your pick) made some waves in the offseason for having such a good agent that the Bulls decided to give him a four-year contract where he gets paid eight million dollars per year. This was after he averaged 5/5 on 58% shooting the year before….

Kris Dunn 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2017)

This isn’t as gaudy a line as 22/7 or 24/8, both of which Kris “Dunn Dunn Dunn” Dunn has achieved in recent weeks, but think about how hyped you would have been if Dunn’s first game as a Bull had been something like this. You would have immediately walked back on all the times you…

Lauri Markkanen 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2017)

Apparently, after tonight, Lauri “Saippuakivikauppias” Markkanen has set the record for most made threes in the first 20 games of a career. Kind of an arbitrary cutoff, but I can find stats way more arbitrary, so it’s all good. I’m not going to tell you how many threes that is, because I want it to…

Kris Dunn Career High 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

Kris “Dunn Dunn Dunn” Dunn and Jerian Grant are seemingly incapable of both having a good performance in the same game. Last game Grant goes for a career-high 24 while Dunn scores 2, this game Dunn goes for the career-high 24 and Grant scores 6. Most of the time they both suck, but it would…