I couldn’t fit all the cool stuff Justin Holiday did in the title of the video, so I kept it simple. 25 points. To go along with 3 boards, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 3 blocks. Looking at those numbers, you know who I’m thinking of? Kevin Garnett. Straight up. Except I don’t know if…
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Jerian Grant Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2017)
If you thought the last Jerian Grant vid I did sucked, you probably won’t think this one is any better. Even though he scored a then-career-high in both of them, they are about the farthest thing from “exciting” or “dynamic” as it’s possible to be. If you slapped together his very best plays, accentuated with…
Read MoreJerian Grant Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
Jerian Grant: worst starting point guard in the league yeah or nah? Don’t think about it too hard: the answer is a solid “nah” because Grant is no longer the starting point guard for the Bulls. He started the first fourteen games, but has been benched in the last three games for Kris Dunn, who…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
Is Denzel Valentine a legit good three point shooter now? “Good” might not even be a strong enough word. “Elite” is pushing it, but we’re going with it for now. Is Denzel Valentine legit an elite three-point shooter now? He’s making 43% of his six threezone attempts per game, and we’re over a sixth of…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
I like Antonio Blakeney because he’s currently scoring almost thirty points per 36 minutes. I also like him because he has a flattop and because he apparently has a bunch of childhood friends who go to the comment sections on his videos and call him “Tone”, but the main draw for me is how singularly…
Read MoreKris Dunn 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
The first step for any player looking to shed the “bust” label (let’s ignore for now the fact that calling a first-year player a bust is foolish, I prefer the term “disappointment”) is to start putting up stats. They don’t have to efficient stats, they don’t have to be stats that help teams win games,…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 26 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
Lauri “Pyhä Paska” Markkanen just composed his magnum opus, a stirring symphony of post-up fadeaways, three-pointers and layups. To this point, it is his finest work, but I would be not surprised at all, in fact I am expecting, that he surpass it at some point this season. The instrumentation and melodic lines fall a…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
Is it just me (it never is, but isn’t that a great way to start a description?), or has Denzel Valentine changed his shooting form to be more of a throw than a shot? At 1:35 he totally throws the ball in from the three-point line, like he’s my dad or something. The rest of…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 27 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
We’re a pretty decent chunk into the season and Justin Holiday is maintaining the slimmest of leads over his brother in the “Holiday bros PPG battle”. Before tonight he was losing 14.4 to 14.3 vs Jrue, but these 27 points should put him over the top because Jrue really sucks now and doesn’t usually score…
Read MoreKris Dunn Career High 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
This is it. This is the career-defining performance for Kris Dunn. If he ends up being a perpetual All-Star, we will be able to pinpoint the start of his ascent to this very moment. And if he kinda sucks for the rest of his career, we can say that this game at least made it…
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