Normally I would express wonderment at the Bulls’ extension of their winning streak to seven games, but nobody should be at all surprised that the Bulls were able to beat the Magic. Maybe I didn’t expect the 112-94 blowout they laid out on them, but I and everybody else expected this win. The Bulls are…
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Nikola Mirotic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)
I don’t know how, but the winning streak continues for the Bulls, this time with a two-point win over the Sixers. Actually, I do know how. It’s because Nikola Mirotic and his twenty points per game on 52% shooting were inserted into the lineup. Any team will get better by simply adding 20 PPG scorers…
Read MoreKris Dunn 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/18/2017)
Kris “The Dunnwich Horror” Dunn kind of sucked for a big chunk of the second half. I was pretty sure I was seeing him regress back into a bust right before my eyes, like, I could see him start to get all droopy and morose and busty. Then, he showed up at the end of…
Read MoreKris Dunn 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Kris “You Dunn Goofed” Dunn continues to play well after his disappointing rookie season, you know, the rookie season where a majority of GM’s across the league thought he would be the ROTY of the year. Usually these kind of games from Dunn would feel good for me, but not this time, since his strong…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
The Nikola Mirotic comeback tour continues as the Bulls win their fifth (one two three four FIF) game in a row right on the heels of a 10-game losing streak. Five games featuring Mirotic, five wins. It wasn’t possible for this to be a coincidence after the fourth one, but now it’s really super-duper ultra…
Read MoreBobby Portis Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
No Markkanen, no problem. No one on the Bucks could handle Bobby Portis tonight. Neither could they handle Robin Lopez, but he’s not the one who just got a career-high in points. Thon Maker, in particular, made me wish that he was back in Canada going through high school for the third time. Portis basically…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 29 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)
I’m sure you’ve seen this stat by now: the Bulls are 4-0 since Nikola Mirotic returned from his facial fracturization. Is it a coincidence, or is Niko a top-10 player capable of carrying a team by himself, or is the truth somewhere in between? Let’s analyze the facts. Arguments in favor of coincidentiality: -Even bad…
Read MoreBobby Portis 23 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
Bobby Portis and Nikola Mirotic took a break from punching each other in the face tonight, instead focusing their fists on a new foe: the Boston Celtics. Together, united in hatred of a common enemy, they repeatedly rammed their fists into the testicles of the Celtics, with Portis scoring a career-high 23 and Mirotic scoring…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)
I seriously don’t see why they need to give you so much food at Chinese restaurants. Is one person supposed to be able to eat all that General Tso’s chicken? Not to mention the “free” Crab Rangoons that I DIDN’T EVEN ASK FOR. Those things aren’t even good. Where’s the crab? There’s hardly any crab…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
Does David Nwaba even have any traditional shooting guard skills or is he a big man trapped in a little man’s body? He’s not much of a passer from what I can see, he doesn’t orchestrate the offense, and he’s not much of a shooter despite the “shooting guard” label. His main selling points are…
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