The second component of the Chicago Bulls’ “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (better nickname pending still pending), Joffrey Lauvergne, has finally had a good game with them. He was still part of the combo even before then, but that was only because they needed a third dude for the combo. Not because he was any good….
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Nikola Mirotic 28 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
The Chicago Bulls’ “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (better nickname pending, and no, it can’t be “The Ivory Towers”) just dominated the Pistons tonight to the tune of 60 points. Nikola Mirotic had 28, Joffrey Lauvergne had 17, and Paul Zipser had 15. Spain, France, and Germany putting aside past differences to dominate the filthy heathen…
Read MoreBobby Portis 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2017)
No. I wanted the Bulls to lose again. They are supposed to be imploding. Look at how happy the bench looks while Bobby Portis dominates the Jazz. They are supposedly to be sitting sullenly, maybe halfheartedly clapping, secretly hating each other. They are not supposed to be happy. Their happiness is causing me the opposite…
Read MoreRobin Lopez 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
You know things are getting bad in Chicagoland when the Bulls commentators are repeatedly stating how they’d like to see Robin Lopez get more offensive touches. Fropez is a great player in his own way, but he’s not the kind of guy you forcefeed in the post. He’s more of an opportunistic scorer. The Bulls’…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
I don’t know what’s going on with the Bulls right now. I didn’t know before, but I definitely don’t now. I had just read that they had told Nikola Mirotic that he was out of their rotation. Okay. Kind of a weird decision, but that’s what they decided, and it’s their player after all. They…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
This was not a good game for the Bulls. Not at all. I’m actually really surprised that I even get to do a vid on one of their players tonight, because, as a team, they were building a whole new practice facility with all their bricks. So, instead of watching the game, I amused myself…
Read MoreBobby Portis 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2017)
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Read MoreRobin Lopez 19 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
DTB’S OFFICIAL HOOK SHOT LEADERBOARDS WATCH: Andre Drummond is still leading the hook shot derby this season, having converted 109 such shots this season. When we last visited this topic, Hassan Whiteside and Robin Lopez were tied for second place, but the winds of hook shot wizardry have changed direction, and Whiteside is now in…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
The Bulls traded their only truly competent three-point shooter, Doug McDermott. Since they can’t just pretend it’s 1982 and stop shooting threes entirely, that means the long-distance slack needs to be picked up somewhere else. Enter… Denzel Valentine? If this game is anything to go by, yes! Valentine is the three-pointer shooter they always needed,…
Read MoreBobby Portis 19 Points Full Highlights (2/16/2017)
The All-Star break is upon us at last. No Bobby Portis involved, as far as I can tell, but that’s okay. He probably didn’t deserve that replacement spot over Carmelo Anthony, and he probably would have been a Darrell Armstrong-level in the dunk contest. So it’s all good. Bobby Bitches can take a week off…
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