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Doug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2017)

One of the major knocks on Doug McDermott coming out of his college were his obscenely low “stocks” (steals + blocks) numbers. 34 steals and 14 blocks over his four-year stint at Creighton. To go with his 3000+ points. Things haven’t changed. He’s been bad in those categories his whole time with the Bulls as…

Bobby Portis 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2017)

There must be something seriously wrong with Bobby Portis that I’m just not aware of, because he hasn’t done ANYTHING this year. He scored 16 early in the season, after that, a whole bunch of DNPs and single-digit scores. He looked good last year, what the heck is going on? He wasn’t a world-beater or…

Michael Carter-Williams 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

On a scale of 1-10, with one being “absolutely 100 percent satisfied with the quality of refereeing” and 10 being “ass-blasted”, how mad are Bulls fans after Michael Carter-Williams got flattened by James Harden, thus earning his 6th personal foul? Not to mention Harden’s endless parade of free throws throughout the game. If I’m a…

Robin Lopez 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

As it stands right now, Robin Lopez is tied for second place in the prestigious “amount of hook shots made” category. Andre Drummond has him beat by a long shot, since SVG is so desperate to turn him into Dwight (who has only made 13), and he’s tied with Hassan Whiteside with 67. Lopez’s hook…

Paul Zipser 13 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

Pääul Zïpßer’s going to have to start doing a little bit better if he wants to keep having highlight vids made of him. Like, at least 15 points from here on out. If he doesn’t get 15, there’s not going to be a video. Unless he scores 14 while dunking it 7 times. Then I…

Paul Zipser 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

As things get worse and worse for the Bulls, things get better and better for Pääul Zïpßer. As a Bucks fan and scrub-lover, it’s the best of both worlds; I get to see Bulls fans suffer, and I get to see Zipser get buckets. Zipser is probably a decent part of the Bulls’ current problems,…

Paul Zipser 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

Pääul Zïpßer does it again! And just in time for Heidelbergers to wake up, have their morning coffee, and watch their favorite son’s highlights on everyone’s favorite video-sharing website! First he scored 10 against the Hawks, which was already way above his norm, and then he scores 13 in the very next game? It’s really…

Paul Zipser 10 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

I’m trying to figure out if the hype for Pääul Zïpßer is less or greater than the hype for Tibor Pleiß. As far as I could tell, there was little to no hype for Pleiß, until he started shooting threes in Summer League. Then he got waived and I don’t even know where he ended…

Robin Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

Robin Lopez hasn’t gotten enough credit for solidly solid he has been the last couple years. He got some recognition in Portland for his solidity, but it was only a minor amount in comparison to how important he was for those playoff teams, and he definitely had serious solidness going on before then. Solidness is…

Doug McDermott Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2017)

Doug McDermott woke up and immediately decided he had simply transferred from one dream into another. The place he was in had a very dreamlike quality about it; a marble hallway extending infinitely in both directions; a pervasive greyish mist; ivory pillars extending vaguely into the hazy sky; indistinct yellow torches lending diffuse orbs of…