Chicago Bulls – Page 4

Coby White 14 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2020)

I thought Coby White wasn’t supposed to be a passer. I thought that he was a tunnel-vision me-first chucker in the vein of Monta Ellis. I thought he was the kind of guy who would only incidentally get assists because he was handling the ball too much. Those are all things that I thought and…

Chandler Hutchison 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)

Chandler Hutchison is currently in the midst of a streak playing the best basketball of his life. Alright, I admit, I might be overstating the situation a bit to draw an emotional response out of my viewership that will hopefully turn into Patreon donations. It’s likely that Hutchison had better streaks of play in college,…

Adam Mokoka 15 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2020)

Adam Mokoka, who is allegedly a real NBA player for the Chicago Bulls, had not made a shot before tonight. He had attempted nine of them and missed them all, which is a feat that any one of us could have also achieved if a coach were foolish enough to put us in an NBA…

Chandler Hutchison 17 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

I didn’t think this would happen so quickly, but I am OFFICIALLY ready to crown Chandler Hutchison as the BEST CHANDLER IN THE NBA RIGHT NOW. This isn’t so much praise for Hutchison as it is a chance to dump on the other guys who he has to share his name with: -Chandler Parsons. Any…

Thaddeus Young 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)

Remember when Thaddeus Young was a long-term fixture in Philly and presided over a dream-realm known as Cheesesteakia? Those were the good old days. Now, Young is a veteran journeyman being passed from team to team, playing well enough to stick around for a few years, but never really entering the plans of any team…

Luke Kornet 19 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2020)

Let this video stand as a testament to my devotion to the cause of the role-player. You know who had more points than this tonight? Zion Williamson. You know how many views a video of him scoring those points would garner? A lot more than on this one. You know who’d be providing those views?…

Chandler Hutchison Career High 21 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

After Chandler Hutchison had blown through his previous career-high of 13 points and then dunked on back-to-back possessions in the fourth quarter to force the Pacers to call a desperation timeout, Stacey King incredulously wondered out loud if he was witnessing the ghost of Scottie Pippen. No, you moron. Obviously you weren’t seeing the ghost…

Denzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

At this point, there’s really only one logical reason for why Jim Boylen doesn’t give Denzel Valentine any minutes except in extreme circumstances: Jim Boylen went all of elementary school without receiving even a single valentine. That’s gotta be the reason. There can be no other reason. I’ve given it, like, ten minutes of thoughts…

Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

DownToBuck ate some funny shrimp for lunch and isn’t feeling too well right now, so he’s going to phone in this description by utilizing the tried-and-true “power ranking” format. If the low-effort nature of this video description bothers you, I direct you to the description for tonight’s Shabazz Napier triple-double, which had a very high-effort…

Luke Kornet 15 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2020)

In the three-point era, there are just fourteen seven-footers who have shot below 40% for their careers while playing a minimum of fifty games. Luke “The Korn Dog” Kornet is one of the players found in that list of dubious distinction. The Korn Dog gets a pass because he’s a three-point specialist, but it’s only…