R.J. Barrett 18 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Sources within the Barrett family have furnished me with a full copy of R.J. Barrett’s christmas wish list, which I am now posting here with no edits or commentary: -An authentic NBA Rookie of the Year trophy -A real Snuggie (not the weird off-brands that you get from Chinese sellers on Amazon) -Get Bobby Portis…

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Gordon Hayward 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2015)

After my original source in the Hayward family sadly passed away, I was not able to obtain and publish a copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list last year. Luckily, I have made contact with another insider, who was more than happy to cooperate in exchange for total anonymity. Thanks Uncle Chuck! Here’s the list: -Summoning…

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Ed Davis 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/19/2014)

Sources from within the Davis family have provided me with an advance copy of Ed Davis’ 2014 Christmas Wish List. The sources wish not to be named for fear that Ed will no longer get them anything for Christmas with his huge stacks of cash. Here is where I exert subtle pressure on Gordon Hayward’s…

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Gordon Hayward 29 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2013)

My source within the Hayward family has again furnished me with a copy of Gordon’s christmas wish list, which is presented here in its entirety. 24 pack of Monster energy drink Logitech G19s USB Gaming Keyboard with adjustable color GamePanel LCD and custom color backlighting Spalding NeverFlat basketball – mine went flat Hot Pockets –…

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Gordon Hayward 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/12)

I have received from sources inside the Hayward family an authentic copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list. Some classy ties – Nordstrom brand preferably – no crazy pattern crap Spalding NeverFlat basketball New Alienware Gaming rig with Starcraft II preinstalled Razer Naga Epic Elite MMO Gaming Mouse Summoning – “Sounds of Middle-Earth” picture LP boxset…

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