Sources from within the Davis family have provided me with an advance copy of Ed Davis’ 2014 Christmas Wish List. The sources wish not to be named for fear that Ed will no longer get them anything for Christmas with his huge stacks of cash.
Here is where I exert subtle pressure on Gordon Hayward’s family for neglecting to give me his list like they had for each of the past two years.
No more dilly-dallying! Here’s Ed’s list!
-Anthony Davis signed bobblehead
-J. Cole “2014 Forest Hills Drive” gatefold double LP with full-size lyric sheet/poster and limited-edition t-shirt
-GTA V for PC
-A bigger contract like the one Trevor Booker got
-Mini bank vault for locker so everybody knows how loaded he is
-Kobe Bryant giving words of encouragement just one time instead of making fun of him at every single practice