Kevin Porter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

Haters who direct their hate towards Kevin Porter Jr. would do well to realize that Porter is still only 19 years old, with only 8 players in the NBA who are younger. If haters want their hater status temporarily revoked, they have to name those 8 players without consulting any reference material. Personally, I came…

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Larry Nance Jr. Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

I would like to reiterate my astonishment that Larry Nance Jr., who isn’t even that bad of an offensive player, only has a career-high of 23 points. It just doesn’t seem possible that this dude, who can score in a bunch of different ways and has been in the league for half a decade now,…

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Tristan Thompson 27 Points/6 Dunks/3 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

I had previously held the opinion that Tristan Thompson and new arrival Andre Drummond would not be able to coexist due to their dramatically overlapping skillsets. Both of them are primarily inside operators whose value comes from tenacious rebounding and lots of hustle points inside. Neither is known as an especially skilled scorer from outside…

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Kevin Porter 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2020)

Tonight was the first game of the “Andre Drummond” era of Cleveland Cavaliers basketball. I can think of some other eras of Cleveland Cavaliers basketball that might have had more potential for success than this one, but it is, definitely a whole new era. And, following in the trend of the Andre Drummond era of…

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Larry Nance Jr. 18 Points/5 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

The Cavaliers aren’t exactly a free-agent destination right now. Similarly, any player who finds out they’re getting traded there is probably rolling their eyes. Who would want to play with a motley crew of role players (Larry Nance, Tristan Thompson, Cedi Osman), plus one world-class chucker (Colin Sexton) plus one discontented former star (Kevin Love)?…

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Kevin Porter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Sus hairstyle not withstanding, Kevin Porter has been looking good for the past few games. I say “looking good” in a general sense, because there are a few things that definitely don’t look good in the literal sense: -His hair. He can do whatever he wants with it, and, in general, crazy hairstyles at least…

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Darius Garland 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2020)

Who is this third guy that shows up sometimes in the Cavaliers broadcast? I feel like he only does second halves for some reason, but he’s definitely been a part of a few highlight videos that I’ve made and I’m not sure I like him. Here’s the thing: three-person commentary teams are doomed from the…

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Larry Nance Jr. 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Add Larry Nance Jr. to the list of players who have totally and utterly dominated Zion Williamson. The list grows longer by the game, despite ESPN attempting to tell you that Williamson is the only player worth caring about in the league right now. Nance almost had a triple-double in this one. 17 points, 11…

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Kevin Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Maybe I’m just not as observant as I like to think I am, but I didn’t realize that Kevin Porter Jr. had done that…thing to his hair. Last time I looked at him, he still had that generic hair puff that so many players his age have. I suppose I’m forced to give him points…

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Tristan Thompson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Remember when LeBron helped Tristan Thompson get that gigantic contract a few years ago? The one where they shared an agent so the Cavs had to pay Thompson in order to keep LeBron happy? I had been operating under the assumption that Thompson’s huge contract was just going to continue forever, with the Cavaliers paying…

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