Maxi Kleber did himself a great disservice when he scored 21 points in a game his rookie year. That game forever colored my perception of him and his scoring abilities. After that game, I always thought of him, and continue to this day to think of him, as a guy who is always a threat…
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Tim Hardaway Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Luka Doncic is dead. There is no getting around that unpleasant fact. He may have looked like he was alive when he was “walking” off the court and into the locker room, but he was actually dead, and the movements people saw were similar to what happens when you cut the head off a chicken….
Read MoreSeth Curry 30 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2019)
Stephen Curry: injured. JamesOn Curry: still recovering from his tiring 3.9 second stint in the NBA. Eddy Curry: fat. Dell Curry: old. Michael Curry: too much of a role player for anyone to have ever heard of him. Seth Curry: ready and willing to contribute at a high level for a playoff team. This is…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 29 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
With Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson sidelined due to various injuries and disfigurements, this is what we have to accept as a sick three-point shooting performance. Only 9 threes, I know it seems paltry compared to what we were used to with the splash brothers, but there is no un-injuring them. There have been 6…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
Can some horrible team please just trade for Boban so that they can play him 30 minutes a night and have him be the centerpiece on offense? Please? I’m looking at the Knicks right now, and I’m seeing a whole lot of nothing. Why not give the loyal New York fans something to ironically cheer…
Read MoreDwight Powell 24 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Dwight Powell had it rolling, scoring 24 points in the first three quarters of this game. He conclusively showed that KAT stands for “Kan’t Actually Tryondefense”. Not only did Powell terrorize the Timberpuppies with his scoring prowess, but his statline was overflowing with other stats that I was too lazy to show in this video:…
Read MoreSeth Curry 19 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)
Seth Curry is one of many, many names placed on the “vaguely disappointing” list for their performances so far this season. A full version of this list is not available at this time, however, Curry’s name is definitely on it. I just checked. Don’t worry about it. He hasn’t been bad, at least as far…
Read MoreDelon Wright 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
It should come as no surprise that this is the most assists anyone on the Mavericks not named Luka Doncic has gotten. I am moderately surprised, though, that Jalen Brunson managed a game with 8. On the Mavericks, Doncic is the one who gets to pass the ball. If he’s in the game, your job…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 26 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
At this year’s Thanksgiving dinner, my extended family were going around the table saying what they were most thankful for this year. It’s a yearly tradition, and it sucks (just like everything about Thanksgiving besides the pie), but I go along with it. When it was my turn, I said “I’m thankful that I don’t…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 31 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2019)
When I reincluded Tim Hardaway Jr. on my channel after about a year’s absence, he was averaging around 10 points per game. A low number that definitely meant that he was no longer “too good” to be found amongst my hallowed halls of role-players and scrubs. I thought that that was just the new normal…
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