Dënniß ßchrööder has been turning heads lately. First with his huge dunk on the Spurs, second with two separate career highs against the Knicks, and third with that diseased patch of hair that he has. He should go to the doctor to get that checked out. Anyway, he’s been playing very well after an uninspiring…
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Dennis Schröder Career High 11 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (11/8/2014)
Dennis Schröder’s dour expression contrasted starkly with the merriment surround him. The “Wunderbar Weiner Platter” that was placed in front of him at the table was untouched. Seated around were his Atlanta Hawk’s teammates, all happily conversing and enjoying their food. Chants of “Eins, Zwei, Drei, sich betrinken!” emanated throughout the dimly lit space. Walking…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/5/2014)
Dënniß ßchrööder is the kind of guy who raises many questions. Why does he have a gold patch on his hair? Is it mold? Can he shoot? If not, is he the next Rajon Rondo? Why did he lose his spot in the rotation last year to Shelvin Mack? Can he dunk? And, most critically,…
Read MoreDennis Schroeder 8 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2014)
Dennis Schroeder (Dënniß ßchrööder for the Germans out there, Guten Tag!) was hyped as the best pure point guard in the draft. That’s a nice way of saying that he can’t score at all. But he has good court vision and quickness, and everyone loves a selfless distributor on their team. He’s not doing super…
Read MoreDennis Schroeder 10 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2014)
Another highlight maker’s quandary: how to spell foreign names? The NBA lists him as Schroder, which is totally wrong. Totally wrong. I refuse to use such a blatant misspelling. His jersey has the umlaut over the O, I think. That is correct. But this is America. We don’t use diacritical marks. Because of freedom. My…
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