Tag: Dennis Schröder

We are now officially far enough into the season where we can determine who won the Pacers-Jazz-Hawks trade which sent point guards flying in every direction. Reminder: the Pacers received Jeff Teague. The Jazz received George Hill. The Hawks received a pick from somebody that turned into Taurean Prince. Bags of potato chips were also…

The Hawks scorekeepers need to be fired. Is there a hashtag or something for requests like this? Do I need to make one myself? Because this is the second time this season that they have, either deliberately or ignorantly, sabotaged my highlight-making efforts. First it was Tim Hardaway Jr. and his phantom bucket, now it…

It was a ballsy move by coach Budenholzer not to call a timeout on the last Hawks possession and let Dënniß ßchrööder do his thing. It didn’t work out this time, but you don’t get to the second round of the playoffs by not having huge cojones. What? Yes, I’m aware that the Hawks didn’t…

After tonight’s spirited performance by Dënniß ßchrööder, there can be no doubt: he needs a team of his own, a team where he can be the #1 point guard option. I’m not an expert on cap space and trade mechanics and all that CBA crap, but I AM an expert on the game of basketball…

Bad news for Dënniß ßchrööder fans: it looks like the malignant yellow growth on his head has spread to the back of his neck, almost mockingly seeming to take the form of his jersey number, “17”. I’m no doctor, but if I had to guess, I’d say that he is not long for this world….

Now that we are certain of Dënniß ßchrööder’s ability to play well in the NBA, it’s time to put on your thinking caps: how badly would Dënniß the Mënacë dominate the German basketball league? Would he average 30 and 15? Would it be like Shavlik Randolph playing in China? Would we see similar levels of…

Dënniß ßchrööder wants to have his own team. I want him to have his own team. Hawks fans want him to have his own team. Everybody wants him to have his own team. So why doesn’t he have his own team yet? There’s still plenty of time before the season ends where Dënniß can be…

Dënniß ßchrööder can’t really be blamed for the Hawks’ OT loss to the Warriors. Sure, he missed two free throws in the overtime period that would have been nice to have, but he was otherwise blameless. It would have been sweet for the Hawks to end the Warriors’ home winning streak, but it wouldn’t have…

Dënniß ßchrööder proved in this game that the Hawks don’t even really need Jeff Teague anymore. There were rumors that the Hawks wanted to move Teague and you can see why: ßchrööder has emerged from the slump which engulfed him at the start of the season to reclaim his throne as the best backup point…