Malik “Malik in the Palace” Beasley just totally outplayed James Harden in front of thousands of delirious Nuggets fans and even more people sitting at home watching ESPN wondering who the heck he was. The final point total for Harden: 30 points, a ton of flops, and an L. For Beasley: 35 points, no flops…
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Monte Morris 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)
Monte Morris has only started two games this season. One was back in November, when he put up a sick eight-point, two-assist line against the Hawks. The other was this game, where he put up a similarly sick line of twenty points, seven assists, and seven rebounds, which is sort of close to a triple-double…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)
Malik “Malikious Intent” Beasley is improving at such a rapid rate that I’m actually worried about the fate of Gary Harris, and it’s affecting my ability to enjoy Beasley’s rapid ascent. How crazy is that? I’ve been #hypedforgaryharris for so long, and now I’m watching his backup play almost as good as him. Scratch that….
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/13 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/30/2019)
When Chris Marlowe mentioned Nikola Jokic’s average statline for the month of January, I was caught off guard by how total his domination has been: 25 points, 12 rebounds, and 8 assists per game. Those are MVP-esque numbers, if we’re being honest with ourselves. Nuggets fans (and Serbs) have been trying to turn the two-man…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)
When Malik Beasley came in the game late in the third quarter, the Nuggets were down by 20. When he left the game, at the end, the Nuggets were up by 3. Obviously, not all the credit for the huge comeback win goes to Beasley (some of it begrudgingly goes to Will Barton, and of…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/28/2019)
Calling Nikola Jokic’s hook shot with 28 seconds left in the game a “game-winner” is stretching my credibility a little thin, but you know what? It was kind of a game-winner in the sense that it put the Nuggets in the lead for good. Also, if I put the words “game-winner” in the title of…
Read MoreTorrey Craig 15 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2019)
After careful consideration, I have decided that Torrey “Torrey Time” Craig is the second coming of Alonzo Gee for the Nuggets. To reinforce the biblical theme, you could even call him the second coming of Alonzo Geesus, but that’s not necessary in my view. Alonzo Gee was a small forward who couldn’t really shoot jumpshots…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 32 Pts/18 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/26/2019)
Nikola Jokic was listlessly taking part in the customary postgame ritual of fist-bumping and hugging players on the opposing team when Joel Embiid came up to him. However, when Jokic did quickly did his one-armed hug and tried to move away, Joel stopped Nikola from escaping by clamping his arm on Nikola’s back. “I’m gonna…
Read MoreMalik Beasley 19 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Malik Beasley should be in consideration for the “UPWSTPPGFTFITC” award this season. This is not an award that normally gets a lot of attention from the mainstream media, but role-player fetishists such as myself are always eager to see who will win it. In case you haven’t heard of the award before and don’t know…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
Attention Nikola Jokic fans: Jokic might not have played this game due to suspension (he ran off the bench last game and was trying to fight refs and fans [and scorekeepers (for not giving him more assists)]), but you can get at least 50% of the official Nikola Jokic experience by watching this video of…
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