All the potential thumbnail images I gathered for this vid told me the same thing: Kenneth Faried is looking OLD. Not super old, but what happened to that youthful face he always had? Did his mistreatment at the hands of the Nuggets distort it? Or did he hit 28 years old and immediately sprout a…
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Gary Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2017)
I didn’t watch the Pelicans-Nuggets game last night, but the box-score tells a plain story: Gary Harris was dominant in the first half (to the tune of 18 points) but only scored six points (on a three-pointer and some free throws) in the second half. Can somebody who watched the game tell me what happened…
Read MoreJamal Murray 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)
Or: “Jamal Murray Gets Kicked In the Balls and Makes the Free Throws Anyway” It was like I was watching a Warriors game. Except instead of a “natural shooting motion” it was a “natural defending motion” on the part of one Wesley Matthews. Playing intense defense is all fun and games until someone gets kneed…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Trey Lyles, at this point, may be one of the most forgotten men in the NBA. Hardcore Canadian nationalists may still remember his existence, and Nuggets fans also, but that’s about it. He was anonymous even as the 12th pick in his rookie year, and he’s only gotten worse since then. It took Paul Millsap…
Read MoreJamal Murray 28 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
The low amount of beefing going on in the NBA this year was starting to annoy me. Basketball by itself is all well and good, it’s fine or whatever, but when two opposing players start beefing it up, that’s when I really get excited. I can only enjoy the NBA without WWE-esque storylines for so…
Read MoreWill Barton Career High 37 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/30/2017)
I’m really digging this whole “basically no more timeouts at the end of games ever” thing that the NBA has implemented. The end of tonight’s Nuggets-Bulls game was great! Chicago makes a shot to take the lead, then Denver comes right back and makes another shot, and the Bulls have to try and do their…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/24/2017)
New candidate for DTB’s “Craziest Line Uttered By an NBA Commentator” award: “I feel like I’m in a macaroni and cheese commercial”. Don’t we all, Scott Hastings. Don’t we all. This is right up there with “I took a look at Baynes in the shower…”. I don’t think it quite tops Tommy Heinsohn’s inexplicable admission…
Read MoreWill Barton 25 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Let us all take a moment to remember when Will Barton was in the dunk contest and lost really bad. Thank you. It is important to remember not just the heroes of the past, but also the victims. To be honest I don’t even recall the dunks that he attempted in that contest. Not even…
Read MoreGary Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
I prowl the dark streets of Denver, searching for the perfect target. The cans of spray paint rattle lightly in my backpack, cushioned by old t-shirts but still too loud for my taste. It’s three o’clock in the morning, and I’m unlikely to encounter another person, but I’m still on edge. Finally, I find a…
Read MoreJamal Murray 31 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
I was getting myself ready to rake in the views for this video by putting “Career High” in the title. Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Jamal Murray scored 32 points earlier this year, thus ruining my perfectly laid-out plan for the success of this video! Now I don’t know what I’m going…
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