I was getting myself ready to rake in the views for this video by putting “Career High” in the title. Imagine my disappointment when I found out that Jamal Murray scored 32 points earlier this year, thus ruining my perfectly laid-out plan for the success of this video! Now I don’t know what I’m going to do. I could just put “Career High” in the title anyway and see if anybody calls me out on it. I’ve made mistakes in video titles that have gone undetected for years, so it has a chance of working, but there are probably some Nuggets fans out there who would sniff me out pretty quickly.
To be honest, I don’t even remember making a video for Jamal Murray’s 32 point game, even though it’s sitting right there on my channel, uploaded six days ago. I may have been in the “hype zone” for that one, where my actions tend to be autonomous and unremembered.
Honesty part 2: If I put “Career High” in the title of every video I made, I would probably have twice the subscribers that I currently have. People are easily manipulated.
DTB’s official third nugget of honesty: Jamal Murray totally buried the Pelicans last night with his wetter-than-fish-piss jumper, but I’m pretty sure that he’s more of a shooting guard than a point guard.