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Michael Porter Jr. 27 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)

I really thought Michael Porter Jr. was going to drop another thirty-burger in this one, but his grand plans were foiled by the fact that he didn’t score any points at all in the final seven minutes of this game. My plan to eat thirty McDonald’s cheeseburgers in celebration of his thirty-burger was also foiled….

Monte Morris 19 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

Somehow, Monte “Splash Monte” Morris is the best Morris in the NBA bubble right now. Marcus Morris: 12.5 PPG per game in the Bubb Markieff Morris: 5.5 PPG per game in the Bubb (+1 DNP) Monte Morris: 16.3 PPG per game in the Bubb Casual fans would instantly tell you that the Morris twins on…

P.J. Dozier 12 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

I’m digging P.J. Dozier here. Of course this is a highlight video where he plays well so I’m going to be biased, but he’s doing some things that I like. Jamal Murray can take his sweet time coming back from injury. They don’t even need him chucking the air out of the ball when they’ve…

Jerami Grant 22 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

I think Jerami Grant needs to be given more credit for steadily developing from a lanky, raw player on the 76ers, who only had athleticism and nothing else, to a still lanky, still athletic wing player with a well-rounded scoring game. I feel like I’ve given him credit for this before but I’m too lazy…

Michael Porter Jr. 30 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)

DTB’S FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Michael Porter Jr. just scored thirty points in two consecutive games. The last player to achieve that feat was the Bucks’ Carlos Delfino in the 2011-12 season. Believe it or don’t. Right now I’m hoping that all the Nuggets that are currently injured decide to stay injured for just…

Monte Morris 17 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Monte Morris scored 0 points in the first half of this game. Then he scored seventeen points in the second half, each one of them necessary to bring the game to overtime, where the Nuggets eventually took the victory. It’s clear that Monte Morris was embarrassed and ashamed after his dismal first half, where he…

Michael Porter Jr. Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)

Michael Porter Jr. rolled over groggily, slowly awakening from what must have been a very deep sleep. However, when his nose smashed against the unyieldingly hard surface below him, his return to full consciousness was hastened substantially. Opening his eyes, he found himself staring at a floor made out of pure marble. Thinking that his…

Jerami Grant 19 Points Full Highlights (8/1/2020)

Props to these national announcers for somehow being aware, not only of Jerami Grant’s existence, but that he has greatly improved as a player since his early days. That’s an amount of insight that I don’t expect from dudes whose job it is to know about the entire NBA, which usually ends up being closer…

Michael Porter Jr. All 141 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

OFFICIAL REASONS THAT MICHAEL PORTER JR. DIDN’T AVERAGE 15 PPG THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap Paul Millsap ruined the Nuggets with the combination of his huge contract, his athletic decline, his statistical impotence, his skillset reduncancy with other members of the Nuggets roster, and with his overall ruinistic tendencies. And not only did…

Nikola Jokic All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)

Nikola Jokic checked his phone for perhaps the twentieth time that day, and was again disappointed that there were no new voicemails for him. Despite the expensive device not having left his side for even one second during the past two weeks, he was paranoid that he had somehow missed an incoming call, a call…