Jamal Murray 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2016)

I was like a kid in a candy store watching the last quarter of tonight’s Nuggets-Warriors game. Scrub central! Not even scrubs really for the Nuggets, just a whole bunch of young players and the remarkably-still-alive-looking Mike Miller. Oh yeah, and the Warriors kept Durant in for way too long, and that scrub didn’t even…

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Jamal Murray 10 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)

I haven’t quite yet separated Jamal Murray and Dejounte Murray as distinct entities in my mind. I swear I’m trying really hard to, but it’s a work in progress that might take a while. It’s hard enough to keep track of which players went to which new teams without a bunch of similarly-named rookies coming…

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Wilson Chandler 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)

I’m under the impression that Wilson Chandler and Danilo Gallinari play the same position. That wasn’t a problem last year because Chandler got to take a year-long vacation from basketball (some people are so lucky), but it might be a problem this year. Since both players are competent scorers who deserve large amounts of minutes,…

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Emmanuel Mudiay Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)

When Emmanuel Mudiay had 24 in the first quarter, everyone who was aware was thinking the same thing. Do not try to deny it: Wilt’s 100 in great danger of being surpassed. Kobe’s 81 soon to be a forgotten footnote. I admit, I allowed my imagination to run free… Emmanuel Mudiay, dribbling out the clock…

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Jusuf Nurkic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)

Jusuf Nurkic: a leading candidate for the Most Improved Player award? Yes. Jusuf Nurkic: forever cursed by the strange ghoulish creature shown in the thumbnail? Also yes. Let’s just hope the curse is one of those delayed-release or slow-acting ones so that he can get that MIP trophy in his award case before all his…

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Jusuf Nurkic Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)

I’ve been feeling kind of bad for Jusuf Nurkic lately. He was, for a brief moment, one of the more exciting young players in the league, a cocky and abrasive enforcer who didn’t take crap from anyone. Then it turned out that he was sorta bad on offense, and he got injured, and then Nikola…

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Kenneth Faried All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

“Yo Kenneth. We’re supposed to be having fun here, but you’re just sitting there looking at your phone while all the ladies in the club walk right by you,” Mike Miller scolded through a mouthful of food. “Wait. You still thinking about that old teammate of yours?” “He’s not just an ‘old teammate’,” Kenneth Faried…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

It’s official: Emmanuel Mudiay, according to Win Shares, was the player most detrimental to his team this season, easily eclipsing the -0.8 values of Rashad Vaughn and Tony Wroten with a cool -2.1. Way to go Mudiay! It’s hard to be the best of the worst. Obviously, he wasn’t ACTUALLY the worst player in the…

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Nikola Jokic 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

The season is drawing to a close, for Jock Itch and all other players not headed to the playoffs. It is now an appropriate time to look back at their seasons and judge them as “good”, “meh”, or “bad”. I think we can all agree that Jock Itch had a good season. Nobody thought he…

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JaKarr Sampson 16 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

JaKarr Sampson being the starting small forward for the Nuggets is almost as weird as him being the starting small forward for much of his tenure with the Sixers. Scratch that, it’s actually way weirder: the Sixers were and are garbage so it makes sense that they would have to start somebody like JaKarr. The…

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