Jusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

Sorry about all the Jusuf Nurkic free throws to start the video. These are “full” highlights, and I’m contractually obligated to show them. Sucks, but that’s the way it is. If you want to get to the good stuff, skip to 0:27. Examples of the good stuff you will see after that point: -Sick blocks…

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Axel Toupane 10 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

I will admit it: I don’t know much about Axel Toupane at all. I know he’s from France, and I know that my new nickname for him is “Toupac”. Those are the only two things I know. Everything else about him is a mystery. Oh! There’s one more thing. I saw him airball a three-pointer….

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Nikola Jokic 18 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

Nikola Jokic receives treatment I don’t give to any other player. Let’s say Emmanuel Mudiay gets 4 or 5 assists, like he did tonight. Do I show them? Forget about it. I’m not in the business of wasting people’s time with a few cruddy dimes interspersed throughout otherwise primo scoring highlights. Magic Jokson, on the…

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Emmanuel Mudiay Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2016)

All those haters who said that Emmanuel Mudiay sucks are sure looking stupid right now, aren’t they? Claiming that he was a bust, that he can’t shoot, that advanced stats showed him to be the worst player in the league, that he’s actually 6 years older than his birth certificate states because record-keeping in the…

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Nikola Jokic 20 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2016)

QUICK QUIZ: Which NBA rookie has been better this year? A. Kristaps Porzingis B. Nikola Jokic In formulating your answer, you are not allowed to use raw per-game totals. Only advanced stats may be used. I’ll wait while you puzzle this one out. Okay, so if you answered A, you’re just a straight up dummy….

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Kenneth Faried 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Another year, the same Kenneth Faried. I don’t think anyone was really expecting him to add anything to his game this season; if they were, they were being wildly optimistic. He shot a few threes last year in contrast to this year where he’s only shot one, so if anything you could say that he…

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Gary Harris 21 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/4/2016)

Gary Harris has been having plenty of good games as of late, but I have to admit that I haven’t been as #hypedforgaryharris as I should be. Shamefully, I have not made even one tweet in the past month that uses my expertly-devised hashtag phrase to indicate that my hype for Gary Harris is still…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2016)

Emmanuel Mudiay has achieved what many players fail to for their entire career: the fabled “two actually good games in a row”. Not just two okay games, or a good game followed by an okay game, or two good games separated by a bad game, or just a whole big streak of bad games, but…

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D.J. Augustin 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2016)

Twenty-two points is a lot to score in one quarter unless your name is Klay Thompson. It’s especially a lot if your name happens to be D.J. Augustin. However, that total is exactly the amount that Augustin managed to score during the fourth quarter of the Nuggets-Lakers game! Crazy, huh? That’s the sort of thing…

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Emmanuel Mudiay 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2016)

You already know all about how Emmanuel Mudiay is doing this year (hint: it’s not good) (extra bonus hint: it’s like historically bad dude oh man it’s so bad), so I’m not even going to go into it. If you’re a Nuggets fan, it would just made you sad to be reminded. If you’re not…

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