Normally I would express wonderment at the Bulls’ extension of their winning streak to seven games, but nobody should be at all surprised that the Bulls were able to beat the Magic. Maybe I didn’t expect the 112-94 blowout they laid out on them, but I and everybody else expected this win. The Bulls are…
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Denzel Valentine 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2017)
Is Denzel Valentine a legit good three point shooter now? “Good” might not even be a strong enough word. “Elite” is pushing it, but we’re going with it for now. Is Denzel Valentine legit an elite three-point shooter now? He’s making 43% of his six threezone attempts per game, and we’re over a sixth of…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
Is it just me (it never is, but isn’t that a great way to start a description?), or has Denzel Valentine changed his shooting form to be more of a throw than a shot? At 1:35 he totally throws the ball in from the three-point line, like he’s my dad or something. The rest of…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
If you are doubting the highlight-worthiness of this performance, I’ll leave you with this fact: this is the second most points Denzel Valentine has scored in a real life regular-season NBA game against real life NBA defenders who were actually trying to stop him. I know! It surprised me as well. For winning all those…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 13 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)
This was not a good game for the Bulls. Not at all. I’m actually really surprised that I even get to do a vid on one of their players tonight, because, as a team, they were building a whole new practice facility with all their bricks. So, instead of watching the game, I amused myself…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
The Bulls traded their only truly competent three-point shooter, Doug McDermott. Since they can’t just pretend it’s 1982 and stop shooting threes entirely, that means the long-distance slack needs to be picked up somewhere else. Enter… Denzel Valentine? If this game is anything to go by, yes! Valentine is the three-pointer shooter they always needed,…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2017)
Well, this was unexpected. Denzel Valentine has not been good at basketballing so far this year. That’s an understatement, but I’m not going to tell you how much of an understatement it is. If you’re a Bulls fan, you already know, and you’re breathing the hugest sigh of relief ever right now. If you’re not…
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