It’s not fair. Marcus Morris pretty much has his own team where he can do whatever he wants (well, he and Julius Randle share “do whatever you want” duties), while Markieff Morris has to come off the bench and be marginalized by “superior” talent. His stats aren’t the worst thing I’ve ever seen, for some…
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Luke Kennard 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Luke “The Junknard Dog” Kennard had eighteen points in the first half of this game and looked like he was on his way to an easy thirty burger. Then he only made one shot in the second half, and that was with less than two minutes to go in the game. Since The Junknard Dog…
Read MoreBruce Brown 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
DownToBuck has always been known to be at the bleeding edge of the NBA highlight video space. His innovations in the format are widely copied by lesser highlight hawkers. But it is a little-known fact that DownToBuck is also a leading innovator in the formulation of new advanced metrics. My latest statistical invention? The MSS…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Read the following sentences and gauge your personal reaction to them: “Langston Galloway is having a career year.” “Langston Galloway is worth his contract for the first time since the Pelicans hella overpaid him.” “The Langston Galloway/Luke Kennard tandem is sneaky lowkey one of the best shooting guard rotations in the league.” “Langston Galloway not…
Read MoreSviatoslav Mykhailiuk 15 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)
That’s two games in a row now where Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk has set a career high in points. First it was thirteen, now it’s fifteen. There’s a trend here, that, if followed to its logical conclusion, will result in Mykhailiuk setting a new career high of 100 points in the last game of the season while…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
It’s really super cool that Luke Kennard is adding advanced playmaking abilities to his game. Just absolutely awesome and nice. Great. But it’s kind of, just a little bit, having the effect of making his highlight videos less fun to watch. At least for me. I don’t know about you, but for me, when I…
Read MoreSviatoslav Mykhailiuk 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
This is a career high for Sviatoslav “Ukrainian Kobe” Mykhailiuk, just a few days after he tied a career high by scoring twelve points against the Magic. Since I am a firm believer that he will surpass this thirteen-point total soon enough, I’m not going to bother putting the phrase “Career High” in the title….
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
Christian Wood has proven time and time again that he is a certified bucket-getter. He has proven this with the certificate hanging in his locker that says “The University of Nevada – Las Vegas has conferred upon Christian Wood the degree of Bachelor of Science in Bucket Getting”. He has it framed and everything, it’s…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 21 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
With another loss to the Hornets (who would now be the eighth seed if the season ended right this second), the Pistons drop to 6-13 for the year. Whatever their expectations were before the season started, they’re not even coming close to meeting them. The futile chase for the eighth seed, which is a Pistons…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2019)
I just want to say that I’m super glad that there aren’t HD professional-quality cameras filming at pick up games. Not because I suck at basketball (I don’t), but because I for sure make the most ridiculous faces while playing and I don’t want a hypothetical audience to see that. The other dudes on the…
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