OFFICIAL BUCKS CASTOFFS CURRENTLY ON THE PISTONS POWER RANKINGS 1. Tony Snell 2. Christian Wood 3. Tim Frazier POWER GAP 4. Thon Maker I don’t know what the Pistons’ deal is with taking stuff that the Bucks didn’t want and trying to build a team with it. This has been going on for years. Remember…
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Luke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2019)
Luke Kennard is only 23 years old. But if he were from a country other than the United States (and this includes Canada, I don’t trust those shifty northerners), I would be casting some serious doubt on that figure. Because he looks about 10 years older than that. If his name was Lukas Kenardas and…
Read MoreBruce Brown Career High 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
Bruce Brown has gained a small amount of notoriety for being one of the most do-nothing players in the league. He just doesn’t put up stats. He doesn’t score (much), rebound (much), or pass (much). He does do a little bit of each of those things, and he also supposedly plays defense. I mean, he…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)
I may have been premature in anointing/appointing Luke Kennard as the savior of the Pistons. But can you blame me? Whenever I ask that question, the answer is no, you can not blame me. Because the facts were this: he scored 30 points in the Pistons’ opener and led his team to victory. Those are…
Read MoreChristian Wood 19 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
You mean to tell me that THIS is the guy the Pistons cut Joe Johnson for? Harumph. That’s all I have to about this particular situation. HARUMPH. Screw it, we’re going two R’s here. HARRUMPH. Ice Cube is seething right now. For real though, keeping someone like Christian Wood on the roster makes way more…
Read MoreLuke Kennard Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2019)
While the Pistons were getting BTFO the frick out by the Bucks in the first round of the playoffs last season, I came up with some ideas for how the Pistons could do to me more competitive. I intended for those ideas to be used in that particular playoff series, but there’s no reason for…
Read MoreLuke Kennard All 106 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
We all know what happened to the Pistons in the playoffs last year. If you need a refresher, the abridged version is this: they got swept by the Bucks as the 8th seed because they literally had no way to stop Giannis Antetokounmpo from using his pointy elbows to get straight to the rim. There…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2019)
The 2018-19 Pistons season has come to an end. They (well, Reggie Jackson and Blake Griffin) put up a fight in this game instead of getting swept by the Bucks without complaint, but in the end, there wasn’t much they could do considering the massive talent gap between the two teams. Now that they’re gone,…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2019)
Major props going out right now to the Pistons for actually putting up a fight in this game. Every lopsided 8-seed versus 1-seed matchup usually has at least one half where the 8-seed tries to make it a game, and the first half of this game was that half. They may have ended up losing…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 19 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2019)
I don’t want to freak anyone out here, but the knowledge I’m about to drop on you is seriously freaky. If you are of weak constitution, or are otherwise easily spooked, I advise you to discontinue reading this description and maybe to prevent yourself from reading my descriptions in the future. I don’t want to…
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