If we’re being honest right now, I might be getting just a little bit tired of Reggie Bullock, specifically, the act of making Reggie Bullock highlight videos. This guy is just way too consistent. Since late January, he has only scored in single digits twice. Two times in nineteen games! He’s also scored no more…
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Reggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock: the best player on the Pistons right now? Let’s take a look at the facts: Blake Griffin: ignore the fact that Griffin just scored 31 against the Raptors. This guy is washed. He is straight up booty flakes with an extra side of booty flake dipping sauce. You could…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock took 21 shots to get his 21 points tonight. If that seems like a lot to you, it’s because that is a lot, like, way way way too many shots for someone like Bullock to be taking. He’s actually pretty decent this year, don’t get me wrong, but when…
Read MoreJames Ennis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Let us never forget the time James Ennis closed the 2015-16 season by scoring 28 and 29 points in consecutive games for the Pelicans. Those were his only 20-point games until this gem which I just unearthed from the cavernous depths of this Pistons-Magic contest. This isn’t peak Ennis, but it’s pretty close, and it…
Read MoreEric Moreland 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
It fills me with an unexplainable sense of joy and contentment to finally be able to make an Eric Moreland highlight video. He was an extremely marginal player his first two years in the league, absolutely on the fringiest fringe of the margins of the NBA. In those two seasons with Sacramento, he appeared in…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2018)
Due to life circumstances, I was unable to watch last night’s Bucks-Pistons game, and it’s a good thing that those circumstances came up, because I would have been PISSED OFF TO HELL AND BACK while watching the free-falling Pistons led by Blake “Superstar Shooting 40%” Griffin just totally demolish the Bucks. Watching Stanley Johnson embarrass…
Read MoreIsh Smith 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
Ish Smith went 9-of-11 from the field in this game, which is something I feel like never happens for him. Whenever he scores a lot of points, it’s because he’s using up a lot of possessions and jacking up a lot of shots. Credit to him for scoring efficiently (even if just for one game)…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
I know this is a video about Ish Smith, I definitely know that because I’m the one who made it, but I would like to take this moment to complain about the lack of minutes for Henry Ellenson. Ellenson doesn’t get to play enough, as I already implied. The reason that he should get to…
Read MoreJames Ennis 14 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
A lot of players have started putting “II”, “III”, or “Jr.” at the end of their names, and I don’t know if I’m supposed to include those things with their name or not. James Ennis was always just James Ennis until this year, when he suddenly became “James Ennis III”. Did he only just realize…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
OFFICIAL REASONS WHY REGGIE BULLOCK ONLY SCORED TWO POINTS IN THE SECOND HALF POWER RANKINGS: 1. Blake Griffin disrupting team chemistry 2. Stan Van Gundy’s schemes are stupid 3. Hawks organist playing distracting organ ditties nonstop 4. James Ennis stealing Bullock’s minutes 5. Ish Smith isn’t really that great 6. “Weird” tacos eaten before the…
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