For once, I am not going to blame a Pistons shortcoming on Stan Van Gundy. It wasn’t his fault that Tobias Harris didn’t score 40 after notching 21 in the first quarter. I could probably contrive some way that it was, but that would be dishonest. The real, honest reason why Tobes failed to fully…
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Anthony Tolliver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)
It’s a little late, but I finally remembered to make Anthony Tolliver highlights! All five of his fans were probably getting a little restive, wondering where the heck they were, but don’t worry! He’s here, he’s wearing a mask, and he didn’t make six threes even though that seems like by far the most likely…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2017)
Anthony Tolliver only needs to play for one more franchise to catch the active leader in that category, Ish Smith. He’s at 9 right now. He’s played for San Antonio, Portland (what), Golden State (played a part in getting Curry his first trip-dub), Minnesota (had knee rubbed by Michael Beasley), Atlanta, Charlotte (Bobcats), Phoenix (somehow…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2017)
Reggie Bullock double-digit scoring games in the first 26 games of the season: 0. Reggie Bullock double-digit scoring games in the last 3 games of the season: 3. DownToBuck double-digit scoring games ever: 0. As you can see from the above statistical information units, Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock clearly has both surpassed his…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 15 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
If a kind Pistons fan could tell me why Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock is still in the league, that would be really helpful. Because I can’t figure it out at all. There must be some hidden aspect to him, one that I’m simply not seeing, that allows him to somehow remain on a…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2017)
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Read MoreLangston Galloway 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
I guess I didn’t really expect Langston Galloway to pull out his best Kyle Korver impression last night, but that’s exactly what happened and now I get to make a highlight video for it. He must have figured that the Pistons’ offense is broken to the point where he would only be able to get…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)
Pistons coach Stan Van Gundy took the first tentative steps in removing his head from his own butt by playing Boban Marjanovic 13 minutes tonight. That’s still way fewer than he should be getting, but at least it was more minutes than Eric Moreland got. It’s a start. I had been giving Can’t Van Coach…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
I’m not sure what’s wrong with the Pistons. They’ve lost six in a row now after being at 14-6 through the first twenty games. However, I can, with relative accuracy, pinpoint the cause of this loss to the Celtics where the Detoilet Pissed-Ons only scored 81 points: nobody could shoot the damn ball. Anthony “The…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
Avery Bradley was really clutch tonight, hitting a three (off a horrible Durant turnover) to put the Pistons down two with 30 seconds left. They didn’t end up converting the W, because they’re the Pistons and the Warriors are the Warriors, but it was nice to seem them give the Warriors a scare after the…
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