In this game and probably every game he plays, Ish Smith sorta looked like a budget version of Chris Paul. A dollar store version, if you will. He does many of the same things: he passes, he shoots midrange jumpers off the pick and roll, he is short, and you know he’s gotta go fast…
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Tobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
I can’t be the only who’s got the feeling that Tobias Harris has dropped out of the view of the general NBA consciousness. I just can’t be. There must be others. There was a bunch of hype for Tobes after he got traded to the Magic, and then a smaller amount after he was sent…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
This is just the third game this season where Kentavious Caldwell-Pope shot above 50% from the field. If that sounds like I’m hating, maybe I am. Just a little bit. I’ve never really cared for shooting guards who shoot sub-40% from the field even if they play great defense and can hit the corner three…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
This video is good because it doesn’t have any layups. In case you missed the memo that I sent to everybody, basically I just find layups to be really unaesthetic and boring, and I resent it when I have to make a video where the player does nothing but make layups. On the other side…
Read MoreAron Baynes 20 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2016)
Is Aron Baynes, at this very moment, the most ridiculous looking NBA player? His pink-skinned doughy face adorned with a gigantic ginger beard and a tiny little topknot does not scream “normal looking dude” to me. Big beards and small hair-tuft things are en vogue. Someone probably told Baynes that, or he figured it out…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 27 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has a really sweet-looking jumper. It doesn’t go in an extraordinarily large amount of the time, but it still looks absolutely perfect. Even his bricks have a certain aesthetic quality to them. See that above paragraph, Pistons fans? See that? That means I don’t hate KCP, and I don’t hate the Pistons or…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
If you were wondering where the Tobias Harris highlights were this season, it’s not because I hate him or anything. I don’t even care that the Bucks had him and gave up on him way too early, all that is water under the bridge at this point. Okay? The real reason is that 22 points…
Read MoreBeno Udrih 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2016)
Beno Udrih sat down at his writing desk, retrieved his finest ballpoint pen and a sturdy piece of stationery, and began to write. “An Ode to Slovenia: Slovenia is the country of my birth Now I will describe its lack of worth While there are truly good people there To ever find them is quite…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Andre, what’s up with all these iCarly DVD’s?” Andre Drummond jogged over to where Aron Baynes was snooping through his personal movie collection. “They’re my kid sister’s,” Andre explained, snatching the copy of ‘iCarly: the Complete Fourth Season’ out of his teammate’s hand and replacing it on the shelf “You don’t have a kid…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 24 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
Just one game. I just wanted the Pistons to win one game. Not the series. Just one game. Marcus Morris looked like he was going to single-handedly carry his team to that win with an eighteen-point first half, but he didn’t take as many shots in the second half and they lost. Do we blame…
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