“Dear Diary, It’s scary playing somewhere where Daddy isn’t the coach. I know sometimes I wrote about how he liked Chris more than me and how it made me angry, but I take all that back. When Daddy told me that I was getting traded, I started crying and begged him not to. That made…
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Nemanja Bjelica 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/26/2018)
“Dear Diary, Things are going very badly here in Minnesota. Every passing day brings me closer to the termination of my employment. The relationship between coaching and ownership, always a strained one, is irreparable at this point. My locker room is in shambles, my players hate each other, the fans hate me, and we’re not…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2018)
Dear Diary, Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 21 Points Full Highlights (5/1/2018)
“Dear Diary, I hate Jonas Valanciunas so god damn much. So vehement is my hate for him that, this year, I limited him to 22 minutes per game, the lowest of his undistinguished and pathetic career. If it were up to me, I would trade him back to Lithuania so that I never have to…
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