Oops, totally forgot to put something here for this Dion Waiters vid, that’s what I get for being so hyped about Thomas Bryant (Lakers fans punching the air rn) I guess. Why waste time telling everyone what I really think about Waiters when I could be immortalizing yet another dominant game by Bryant? Smart people…
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Dion Waiters 14 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
Shhh. Let me enjoy this moment. Let me enjoy the tortured shrieks of Lakers fans who are watching their championship aspirations crumble around them like so much worthless dust. My eyes are closed now. The only sense I am currently using is my sense of hearing. Can you hear them too? Can you hear the…
Read MoreDion Waiters 11 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (7/30/2020)
The oft-mocked acquisition of Dion Waters by the Lakers has already paid dividends. Because I don’t think it’s wrong to say that Waiters WON this game for his new team. Take away his 5 buckets (only one fewer bucket than LeBron, take that for data), take away his 11 points, and do the Lakers come…
Read MoreDion Waiters 14 Points/1 Return Full Highlights (1/24/2020)
It really felt like Dion Waiters, after blocking Lou Williams twice and then hitting a three to bring the Heat within three with 30 seconds left, that we were going to see a vintage “Waiters Island” performance. The Clippers would mess up, the Heat would get the ball back, and Waiters would swing his huge…
Read MoreDion Waiters 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
It took one of the Heat commentators to mention it for me to notice, but man, Dion Waiters is shooting TONS of threes recently. He had been shooting more in general this season, probably as a result of his slight minutes reduction, because he seems like the kind of player who would take more and…
Read MoreDion Waiters 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)
Waiters Island may have been totally abandoned this season, with the only remaining inhabitants being Dion Waiters himself, his stash of cheeseburgers, and a few seagulls waiting for Waiters to disappear so they can eat the cheeseburgers, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t make a comeback as the Heat season nears its climax. The…
Read MoreDion Waiters 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
I feel like Dion Waiters isn’t going to be remembered when his career is over. All he’s done in his NBA career up to this point is be a volume-scorer on middling playoff teams. At no point has he contributed to a winning team with his play – at best, his indiscriminate shot selection has…
Read MoreDion Waiters 26 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)
With thirty seconds left in the game and the Heat down by eight, Dion Waiters decided to put the team on his back and score exactly eight points in the remaining thirty seconds. Unfortunately for the Heat’s winning chances (and playoff chances), they had to play foulball in between Waiters’ late-game makes, so they ended…
Read MoreDion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)
Honest question: can Dion Waiters even dunk anymore? A cursory look at basketball-reference says that he hasn’t even attempted a single dunk this season. That, by itself, doesn’t mean that he necessarily CAN’T. But it’s not a good sign, just like him only dunking three times last season isn’t a good sign. But at least…
Read MoreDion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)
If this was two years ago, there’s no doubt that Dion Waiters would’ve made his game-winning fading/leaning three-point attempt to beat the Warriors. He was a wizard (a figurative one, not a literal Washington one) back then; when he took a clutch shot, you knew it was going down. There was an aura about him…
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