Maybe I’m only about to make the following allegation because Domantas Sabonis has been regrettably excluded from my channel as of four days from now, meaning that pandering to Lithuanians is no longer the number one goal of my channel, but does anybody else get the feeling that Sabonis’ triple-doubles aren’t legitimate? Like, at all?…
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Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 15 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
The clock is ticking down, Lithuanians: in just a week, there will be no more Domantas Sabonis highlight videos on my channel. No matter how many triple-doubles he amasses, no matter how many thirty-point games he collects, no matter how perfect and stylish his hair is (even during periods of intense physical activity), no matter…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 26 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)
Man. Kristaps Porzingis AKA Kristupid Porzingina could not hold Domantas Sabonis AKA The Saboner at all. KP was getting rammed by The Saboner basically every trip up the court and there was nothing he could to prevent getting bodied out of the way. Sabonis’ big meaty Saboner was so unstoppable that he didn’t even really…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)
As you all should be aware of by now, Domantas Sabonis has OFFICIALLY been selected to play in the NBA All-Star game, which means that, once the game happens, the title of “All-Star” will be OFFICIALLY conveyed to him. Sabonis will be an ALL-STAR. And you know what means, right? No more Sabonis highlight videos…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis Triple Double 27 Pts/14 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (1/26/2020)
NBA guards have, within the last few years, realized that if you want rebounds, all you have to do to get them is to stand around next to the basket and grab them. But it has taken longer for NBA bigs to realize that if you want assists, all you have to do is stand…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 24 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2020)
Domantas Sabonis has to be an All-Star this year, right. RIGHT? I keep looking at all the bigs in the East and from my point of view, there’s NO WAY that he can be left off the team. But that’s me thinking that. I’m biased. If it were up to me Devonte’ Graham would be…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis Triple Double 22 Pts/15 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/19/2020)
Domantas Sabonis arrived at the door of the visitors’ locker room and pushed it open, hoping that the player he most wanted to meet hadn’t already departed. What he found behind the door was a mostly empty locker area, save for one very large man who was hunched over and staring at the floor with…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
I’m confused as heck right now. Domantas Sabonis had 25 points in the first half of this game. 25 points! Actually, he had 25 points by the halfway point of the second quarter. He was completely unstoppable at the rim. Nobody on the Timberwolves had the girthage, the meatage, or the thickage to prevent Sabonis…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Everyone talks all about all the All-Star players that the Oklahoma City Thunder had and then didn’t have anymore, but when those talks are happening, no one remembers to bring up Domantas Sabonis. The circumstances are slightly different in his case when compared with James Harden or Kevin Durant, because the Thunder actually got a…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 25 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
So the Pacers just lost to the Hawks, which, in a single moment, has reduced their status from “fringe contender” to “just another East playoff team”, but out of all the people you could blame for the loss, Domantas Sabonis is not one of them. Instead, you should pin the loss on one of the…
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