DTB Business – Page 3

Jordan Hamilton 11 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/26/2016)

“Remember the plan. Show them the highlight videos,” I say into my walkie-talkie, the other end of which is a small earbud planted in Jordan Hamilton’s ear. “Got it,” Jordan confirms, adjusting his tie and nervously flattening the crease in his slacks. He enters the small meeting room to sit down across from two members…

Nik Stauskas 18 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)

“Put ‘Career High’ in the title you stubborn bastard. Do you think I’m playing around here? Just do it!”, Adam Silver yells at me through our forced Skype chat, his face contorted with rage. “I defy you!”, I respond coolly, my face not betraying my inner fear. “DO IT!” “I shall always defy you!” “Defiance…

JaMychal Green Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

I sit at my desk, quivering with rage, fear, or anticipation, I cannot tell. I am preparing to take an unprecedented action, unheard of in all my years in the highlight business. My phone sits in front of me. I pick it up, and, resisting the urge to throw it out the window, I dial…

Jared Dudley 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/23/2016)

“Dear DTB, You have now posted two of my personal letters to you on your channel. Assuming that this letter is likewise posted, that will be three. I am glad that you make highlight videos of me, but it is very unnecessary to divulge our private communications like this. I have had my lawyer contact…

Jeff Green 29 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)

It is a cold Sunday morning, and I enter the cozy coffee shop quickly, grateful for the rush of warmth that greets me as I open the door. Approaching the counter, I order my usual beverage while dutifully ignoring the flirtatious mannerisms of the counter girl. I remind myself, as I always do, that I…

Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

“Dear DTB, I was happy to see a highlight video of my previous 19-point performance. I know that you can be counted on to cast a light on my notable on-court exploits. However, my happiness quickly soured into curdling disappointment when I saw that my personal letter to you, a letter which whose words were…

Jarrett Jack 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

“You can’t ignore me forever, DTB.” Startled by the unexpected voice behind me, I turn my chair away from the computer screen to find that Jarrett Jack has entered my office. This is not the first time an NBA player has intruded upon the sanctity of my abode, so I am able to respond calmly….

Jared Dudley 19 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

“Dear DTB, I know I’m a little bit fat, and I know that you love to make fun of fat NBA players in your descriptions, but could you lay off the fat jokes when you inevitably make a video chronicling my nineteen-point performance? I’m a savvy vet. As a holder of the “savvy vet” title,…

Kirk Hinrich 17 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

I relax in my office, content for a moment to simply watch the snow fall outside my window and to pet my cat, Japurri Purrker. Nothing can disturb the deep serenity of the winter morning. Nothing but… My phone rings. Japurri, startled by the noise, hops off my lap and trots to his kitty condo….

Ish Smith 17 Points/9 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/27/2015)

Ish Smith sat with his agent in a bland conference room. They were at the Pelicans’ front office, trying to get Ish a job. As the business guys droned on about salary this and cap that, Ish wondered idly how many assists he would have to average before teams would start wine-and-dining him. Maybe ten….