Kevin Durant was not happy with how his season had ended. Squandering a 3-1 series lead against the Warriors had left a foul taste in his mouth. He hoped that, in visiting the man responsible for the Thunder’s loss, he could move on from it. In the form he had just taken, the universal axioms…
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Nerlens Noel All 152 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Nerlens Noel tentatively approached his teammate at the back of the team plane. “Carl, can I talk to you about girls?” he asked quietly, not wanting to disturb the other members of the 76ers, most of whom were asleep. Carl Landry took off his headphones and closed his laptop. “Yeah, dude, of course. That’s why…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee All 65 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Maybe you’ve noticed, maybe you haven’t, but for the past few weeks there’s been some guy commenting on all my videos asking for an Alonzo Gee dunkilation. I don’t know if he’s joking or not. On one hand, Gee is an impressive dunker who deserves to feature in highlight videos. On the other hand, it’s…
Read MoreJerami Grant All 75 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Jerami Grant sat in a chair outside the office of 76ers GM Bryan Colangelo. The old GM, Sam Hinkie, had always allowed players to walk in if the door was open. Colangelo’s door was never open. Not only that, but he had a secretary. And the secretary had told Jerami that he had to wait…
Read MoreRudy Gobert All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Life had gotten significantly more luxurious, Rudy Gobert decided, since he had a sofa placed on the porch. Now, he could recline in the cool shade, just a stone’s throw from the entrance to his expansive Victorian garden. A ceiling fan ensured that the proper amount of breeze was directed towards his face at all…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Playoffs (2015-16 Playoff Dunkilation)
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER VI: WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS We have investigated the slam dunk from its humble origins predating even the Big Bang to its present-day status as one of sports’ most exciting feats. Every iota of knowledge on the subject of dunking has been presented. There truly is no more…
Read MoreDwight Howard All 176 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
The narrative this season went something like this: Dwight Howard isn’t his old self anymore; he doesn’t like playing with Harden in Houston; he’s not an elite center; he’s unhappy with his role in the offense but not talented enough to deserve more touches; he smiles too much when the team’s losing; there’s no chance…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 141 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL GIANNIS DATING TIPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Drink lots of smoothies before, during, and after the date. If you don’t you’ll just be nervous the entire time. 2. If possible, date someone who can make you smoothies. Even better if they know what your preferred smoothie flavors are (strawberry banana in case you were wondering)….
Read MoreClint Capela All 99 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“It’s always a pleasure to meet with one of our players,” Rockets GM Daryl Morey said happily. “What’s on your mind, Clint?” “We gotta trade Dwight. Like, ASAP,” Clint replied shortly, sitting across the desk from his GM. Daryl’s smiling expression quickly changed to mirror Clint’s stony demeanor. “There’s a few reasons we can’t really…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 117 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey Andre, what’s up with all these iCarly DVD’s?” Andre Drummond jogged over to where Aron Baynes was snooping through his personal movie collection. “They’re my kid sister’s,” Andre explained, snatching the copy of ‘iCarly: the Complete Fourth Season’ out of his teammate’s hand and replacing it on the shelf “You don’t have a kid…
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