Dwyane Wade felt sand underneath his back and could hear the squawking sounds of gulls above him. Both of these things were strange for many reasons. One, he was supposed to be in Brooklyn, a place not known for its sandy beaches. Two, he could feel the individual grains on his back, even though he…
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Dwyane Wade 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Final Home Game Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
What a night for the NBA, and what a night for Dwyane Wade. If I was the conspiratorial type, I would sincerely believe that the NBA scripted this 30-burger for Wade in his final home game. Maybe by itself, you can believe it, but combined with Dirk Nowitzki’s 30-burger (also in his final home game)…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/7/2019)
I still don’t quite believe that Dwyane Wade will be retiring at the end of the season. Given that this loss to the Raptors removes the Heat from playoff contention, Wade just has two more games left before he rides off into the sunset. That’s sad and all that, but I just have one question…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 24 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2019)
That game-winning three by Dwyane Wade was supposed to go in. It was just SUPPOSED to. It was like a movie, first he gets the steal and layup to put the Heat within one, and then he gets a chance to win the game at the buzzer with a three? All this while facing imminent…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Here’s an interesting philosophical question: if a player makes a nice move to score but everybody knows it’s a travel, should a replay be shown of that move? On one hand, the move looked cool and the refs didn’t call anything, so it was a “legit” basketball play. On the other hand, travelling violations should…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)
You’re telling me that the dude depicted in this video has only a month of professional basketball left to play? FOH outta here. Dwyane Wade has still got, as the kids say, “the sauce”. Just like the chicken wings I am eating right now. Jealous? Sorry bro, these are for consumption only by DTB and…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
Dwyane Wade walked up to Vince Carter after the final buzzer sounded. “Great game, old man,” he said as they briefly hugged. Vince nodded. “Same.” Dwyane leaned in to whisper the next thing into Vince’s ear so that they wouldn’t be overheard by prying media members who were undoubtedly eager to hear what the two…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 25 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
I couple of weeks ago some weird stuff went down at my place, and now I think I know who the culprit was. Basically, one night at the beginning of the February, I was just chilling in my apartment, making highlights while eating microwaveable foods (which are the only kind of foods I have in…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Dwyane Wade isn’t even that old. He’s only just turned 37; it’s not like he’s out there Dirking it up, barely able to move. He can still do things on the court. 14 points per game is a totally legitimate amount of points to be scoring. What I’m trying to get at here, is that…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2019)
Since I know Dwyane Wade is reading this (Hi Dwayne!!!), I want to personally inform him that I am offering him, and him only, a one-time reduction in the cost of my boutique steroid treatments. The previous price was somewhere in the tens of thousands per treatment, but for today, and today only, Dwyane, you…
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