Ersan Ilyasova – Page 6

Ersan Ilyasova 22 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2013)

DownToBuck normally operates on a pretty tight schedule. Once a day’s games start, no more highlights from the previous day. But every rule has exceptions. Like Ersan Ilyasova. He’s the most important NBA player from my point of view. Concessions will be made to show his highlights. And I must say these are quite impressive,…

Ersan Ilyasova 19 Points/6 Assists/1 Statue of Liberty Dunk Full Highlights (11/22/2013)

“Come on Ersan, this is Miami, you can’t not come out and party with us,” Larry Sanders chided. “Me and the guys are going to go hit the beaches, try to pick up some fine chicas.” Ersan waved him off. “Go without me. I need stays here and, uh…watch game tape.” Larry grabbed him by…

Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)

Ersan “The Uzbek Heat-check” Ilyasova can be described in one word: pale. I’m fairly sure he’s a member of some kind of subterranean, central-asian vampire race, because there’s no logical reason as to why he refuses to step in the sunlight. Why he wears those sunglasses all the time is a mystery, because it’s not…

Ersan Ilyasova 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2013)

Ersan Ilyasova has rebounded (heh) very well from a poor start to he season. His work on the glass and smooth outside shot are much appreciated on the Bucks. Against the Raptors he scored 29 points, as well as a game-winning tip-in with 7 seconds left. Or, it would have been the game winner if…

Ersan Ilyasova 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

I try to do repeats as temporally separate as possible. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Like when Ersan Ilyasova has two huge games in a row. 27 and 14 followed up by an even better 27 and 16. By the time the end of the season rolls around I’m gonna be doing “Ersan Ilyasova 27…

Ersan Ilyasova 27 Points/14 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/19/2013)

Whenever I see Ersan Ilyasova play, my mind is filled with questions: “Has this guy ever been outside? Why does he look like he fell into a vat of off-white paint? Is he a mole-person? Is that why his real name is Arsen Ilyasov?” The jury’s still out on the mole-person thing, but one thing…

Ersan Ilyasova 24 Points Full Highlights (12/30/12)

Ersan “Turkish Delight” Ilyasova has awakened himself from the doldrums that plagued him earlier in the season, and is returning to last year’s form. This is a good thing, because the Bucks need to showcase him for when they trade him to the Mavericks in a package for Dirk. In the interim, they need someone…

Ersan Ilyasova 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2012)

Ersan Ilyasova AKA The Ersanator AKA Turk Dirk AKA Arsen Ilyasov the 30-year-old Uzbek has sucked very bad so far this year. The internet is flooded with angry fantasy owners who expected the ILL-man to continue his production from last year, but instead got a pasty blob of inability. He can no longer shoot or…