Evan “The Fournicator” Fournier is now the sole top dog on the Magic thanks to the benching/regression of one Nikola Vucevic. Unfortunately, a team with Fournier as the top dog is probably not going to be very good, as we’re finding out right now. He’s scoring efficiently and with volume, which is all you can…
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Evan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)
We live in strange times. When Evan Fournier first came on the scene for the Nuggets back in 2013, there was nothing in his game to suggest that he would, one day, be the #1 option on an NBA team. Even as his career progressed, I never thought to myself that he would at some…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2016)
I hope you’re frickin’ happy. While I was making this video and writing the description for it, Thon Maker hit two NBA triples in an NBA-sanctioned NBA basketball game. And I MISSED IT. AAAAAAHHHHH! I swear, the sacrifices I make just to show you guys 29 points scored by some French dude that no one…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights – French ROAST! (3/31/2016)
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Read MoreEvan Fournier 30 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
Attention to those dudes who compile all the “fights” that occur in the NBA only for the videos to get taken down because the NBA doesn’t want people to see that sometimes players have emotions: we’ve got a new dustup to add to your compilations! Evan Fournier versus Nikola Jokic. France versus Serbia. White versus…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
The trade deadline is fast approaching, and you know what that means! Hackneyed trade proposals concocted by fans who think that the GM of every team other than their own is a blithering idiot! It also means that I have some sweet trade ideas for Evan Fournier, because he is never going to win a…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 21 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2016)
It’s official: Evan Fournier’s hairline is officially forsaking him. Officially. I suspected something was up when he doing that mini-ponytail thing last year. This year, he’s given up on that ugly thing, but he is doing a similar thing by slicking his hair from front to back, creating a type of combover that disguises somewhat…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
Mario Hezonja held the explosive-rigged gift basket up to Evan Fournier’s car window, unaware that the bomb’s timer would go off in thirty seconds or so. “You forgot your gift basket, Evan!” “It was a gift!” Evan said, trying to keep the panic from his voice. “You keep it! That’s the point of a gift!…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
“Evan! What are you doing here?” Mario Hezonja exclaimed as he opened the door to his condo. “Well, I was in area and I thought, why not visit new teammate Mario and show him a good time?” replied Evan Fournier, looking down at the floor. “Is that the fun time you have planned?” Mario said…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2015)
The interior of the ornately decorated French villa, located somewhat conspicuously within an Orlando suburb, was dark and silent. The normally bustling foyer and living room were empty. A slumping figure sat in the darkness, head in its hands. Evan Fournier knew he had screwed up. He knew he should have been more diligent terminating…
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