Tag: Frank Kaminsky

I don’t think Hornets fans are too happy with Frank “The Clank” Kaminsky’s performance so far this season. As you can tell by the nickname they have assigned to him. What, you think I came up with that one? No way. I’m too dumb to come up with such creative things. I’d be mad too…

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Frank Kaminsky: 10 points per game scorer? Yes! If Frank the Tank’s season ended today, he would have averaged a bit over 10 points per game through the entirety of it. No denying it: the numbers are right there for anyone to look at. Michael Jordan is looking at them right now, and he’s smiling…

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I don’t know how Zach Randolph is going to be able to look at himself in the mirror tonight. A guy with a reputation as being one of the toughest players in the league, getting toasted on both ends by a (supposedly) softie finesse player? Embarrassing. In the old days, he would have just punched…

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Are people still making fun of Michael Jordan for drafting Frank Kaminsky in lieu of taking that huge package of picks from the Celtics? That seems like it was a while ago, and all fanbases involved have moved on to more pressing matters multiple times. Currently, for the Celtics, whether Al Horford is dead or…

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In this series against the Heat, prior to this game, Frank Kaminsky had attempted a grand total of ONE shot. ONE shot attempt in THIRTY-SEVEN minutes. The Hornets didn’t turn down that huge package from the Celtics and draft him so that he could never shoot the ball. They drafted him so he could stretch…

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In any other draft class, Frank Kaminsky’s rookie year would be just fine for most people. Not amazing by any means, but fine. But this is not any other draft class. This draft class has Towns, Okafor, and Porzingis. Three rookie bigs who came out of the gate ready to dominate. And their collective performances…

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I think it’s unfair that some players get to be listed as seven feet tall just because their heads are stretched out. That’s called privilege and people shouldn’t be allowed to abuse it by being thought of as seven-footers even if their wingspan is super short. If you look at a picture of Frank Kaminsky…

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Martin Luther King Jr. didn’t die so that Michael Jordan could clap for the on-court accomplishments of a white person.

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For the full Frank Kaminsky experience, I suggest watching this video of him scoring 18 followed by watching the video I just made of Ryan Anderson scoring 32. Such an arrangement of highlights will provide the best of both worlds for Frank; him doing about as much scoring as we could have hoped for this…

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I’m gonna be honest with you: These might be the most unentertaining rookie-year 23 point highlights that I’ve ever seen. It’s just not fun to watch at all. Yeah, it’s Frank Kaminsky, and yeah, he’s scoring a career-high in points. That description is way more fun than the video itself. Maybe I’ve been watching too…

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