Tag: Gerald Green

I think that, just for one game, Gerald Green should get to statpad like James Harden did at the end of this one. In case you haven’t been paying attention to the NBA for the past two months, Harden is on an extended streak of games where he’s scored thirty or more. Harden was at…

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OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: (note: “Greenhouse” refers to the Rockets’ three-and-dunk specialist pair of Gerald Green and Danuel House) Gerald Green had 25 points this game, the second-leading scorer behind James Harden. This is coming on the heels of another 25-point game four days ago. While he again didn’t make an impact in any stats…

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The Rockets are James Harden now. It’s been building for a while, but this is the year I feel like every other Rocket aside from him is utterly irrelevant, a background actor in the movie of Harden’s scoring insanity. Even Chris Paul, the supposed best PG of our generation. Do you hear anything about him…

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Sometimes I look at dudes like Gerald Green, the dudes who have the really cool hair patterns on their head, and I think: why doesn’t my hair do that? All my hair does is sit there. It doesn’t make any patterns. How do I get my hair to grow into patterns like that? Do I…

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OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: (reminder: “Greenhouse” is my nickname for the sweet-shooting, mega-dunking tandem of Gerald Green and Danuel House) The Green part of the Greenhouse scored eighteen points on six-of-eleven three-pointers. He didn’t have any dunks, but his three-pointers were definitely of the “sick” variety. No stand-still catch-and-shoots here. The House part of the…

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Since I am so tickled by my new “Greenhouse” moniker for the deadly three-point shooting, high-flying tandem of Gerald Green and Danuel House, I now present you: the OFFICIAL GREENHOUSE STATUS UPDATE: The Green part of the Greenhouse held up his end of the bargain by scoring seventeen points on just six shot attempts. He…

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Below is my recommendation for how you should watch this video. I know that you’re your own man (or woman) and that you can make your own decisions regarding your own highlight video consumption, but you should be advised that I am a highlights expert and I probably know best. To derive maximum enjoyment from…

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Gerald Green remained with the same team over the offseason for only the third time in his 12-year career. He managed two whole years at the start of his career with Boston, two with Phoenix (only because he balled out so hard in the first, he then regressed badly), and now two with the Rockets….

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The Rockets had four different players attempt at least ten three-pointers in this game. That’s the sort of obscure stat that I don’t know how to check for, other than scraping basketball-reference for every box-score in their database and giving it to my kitty Japurri Purrker for purrther analysis, but it’s gotta be a record,…

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It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…

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