Gerald Green 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

I don’t feel as bad about the Bucks giving up on Gerald Green way too quickly now that he’s come back down to earth and isn’t scoring 20 points per game anymore. It was still a bad decision, but hey, we have Brandon Jennings now, who is just as swaggy but has the added bonus…

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Gerald Green 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)

Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…

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Gerald Green 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

If these national TV commentators bring up the fact that Gerald Green was cut by the Bucks before the season started, I’m going to start a novelty twitter account called “NBA on BSPN” where I make fun of various ESPN personalities interspersed with crude descriptions of excretory functions. I KNOW that the Bucks had him…

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Gerald Green 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2018)

Gerald Green can still get up. Not as much as he could before, like I’m pretty sure both of his dunks tonight would’ve been windmills if this were a couple years ago. He’s not blowing out the candles on the cupcake anymore, but who is? In other news, I just got a sweet idea for…

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Gerald Green 15 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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Gerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…

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Gerald Green 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

Gerald Green is back! The Bucks had him in the preseason, and cut him before the season started for some reason that I don’t even know, and when he didn’t get immediately picked up by another team I thought that might be it. At least until later in the season. But the Rockets are really…

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Gerald Green 18 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)

These highlights are pretty good. Gerald Green, 18 points, a playoff career high? He even dunked it in this one, which is kind of weird since he barely dunked at all during the regular season. Yup, all in all, a pretty damn solid highlights package. But I’m thinking about how much more hyped I would…

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Gerald Green 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

With this game, Gerald Green has increased his dunk total for the season from 5 to 8. There will be no dunkilation. He’s still got the hops. Maybe not as many hops as he had in his first year in Phoenix (go watch the dunkilation from that season RIGHT NOW), but he can still get…

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