So one thing I found out recently is that you can go out with girls on dates but not be looking for long-term companionship while doing it. That was pretty much a revelation for me because, in the past, when I pursued girls, it was always with the intent to make them my GF. This…
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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2018)
You’re not going to believe this. So your pal DTB signed himself up for a Tinder account because he was feeling the lack of female companionship in his life and wanted to see what was out there. There’s nothing wrong with that. The cool thing about Tinder is there are no commitments, you can match…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 162 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation)
I just can’t believe my luck sometimes. So last week I got to go to this thing in New York City, it was called the “YouTube Sports Highlight Summit”. Basically they just invited a bunch of YouTube highlight people to go to a fancy hotel in NYC and listen to speakers who are experts in…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The story so far: I met a chick at Dunkin Donuts who was so hot and persistent that she made me break my vow to never again form relations with a woman. We went to my apartment and started watching Dude Where’s My Car. I took a pee break and when I came back she…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)
As you all know, DownToBuck has been done with women since the beginning of the season because every time I get close to a lady, she somehow finds out about Kyle Korver and then runs away to go live with him or something. Honestly, I lose track of them once they split, so for all…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 18 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2014)
“Hey pretty lady, want some of my homemade Polish kielbasa?” asked Marcin Gortat, approaching a randomly-selected brunette woman at the bar. “Ew, no, jerk,” responded the woman, making a disgusted face. As Marcin turned away, disappointed but not deterred from his mission, she muttered, “Men are such pigs.” There was another woman a few seats…
Read MoreKyle Singler 21 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2014)
I warned Kyle in my last description that he shouldn’t have any more good games. Apparently he doesn’t watch his own highlight videos, because here I am, making another Singler video. Even the mention of his last name catapults me into a whirling vortex of loneliness. “Singler”. That describes my life right now. Yesterday I…
Read MoreKyle Singler 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
Making these highlights really hurt. Every time I see the word “Singler”, it reminds me how I don’t have a GF right now. I know, I know, DTB doesn’t need a girl. He’s had his heart broken too many times. He has begun a new era of his life where his actions are not dictated…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 185 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-2014 Season Three-ilation)
You know, sometimes misfortune just walks up to you and kicks you right in the nards. This is one of those times. I’ve been seeing this chick for a few months. It’s been working out pretty well so she moved in to my place a few weeks ago. She’s a full-time salesperson at Burlington Coat…
Read MoreBrian Roberts 19 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2014)
I can’t believe this. So my girlfriend’s currently going to cosmology or cosmetology school or whatever. She wants to open her own salon, it’s stupid but that’s what she wants so I pretend to be happy with it. Anyway, she has to take night classes because she works during the day as a waitress at…
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