Brandon Rush 16 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2015)

Brandon Rush is one of the last holdovers from a different era of Warriors basketball. He put up some great shooting numbers for them in the 2011-12 season, and damn, hold on a minute, I’m looking at his teammates that year and it is MESSED UP. Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson are there as the…

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Leandro Barbosa 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Since the current up-and-coming generation of Brazilian ballers isn’t quite ready yet, we have to count on old standbys like Leandro Barbosa, Anderson Varejao, and Tiago Splitter to carry the load until the young’uns are ready to get the torch passed to them. All those guys are in their 30’s, but there’s not much you…

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Andrew Bogut 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/17/2015)

You know, I’m not even mad that the Bucks pulled the trigger on an Andrew Bogut-Monta Ellis swap a few years ago. It looks pretty lame now but at the time, I wasn’t even mad then and I’m not even mad now. Not even. Bogut was coming off a coordinated assassination attempt undertaken by Amar””e…

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Ian Clark 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2015)

I have to thank the Memphis Grizzlies for crapping the bed so thoroughly that the Warriors were able to give Ian Clark an entire quarter of playing time. Without their cooperation and support, Clark might not have even seen the court in this game, much less scored in double digits. The Grizzlies have shown that…

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Draymond Green 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2015)

Last year I wrote the following words in a Draymond Green description (coincidentally also for a 21-point performance, how’s that for a Halloween spook session?): “What I want is for Draymond Green to get paid a max contract by the Pistons in the offseason. That’s what I want. Why do I want that? Because we…

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Chris Mullin 32 Points Full Highlights (11/24/1992)

Who knew it was so hard to write descriptions about players you never saw play? With current players, it’s super easy. I hardly know the first thing about Chris Mullin. He was a part of Run-TMC, which people still care about even though it was a short-lived experiment that saw limited success. Was he on…

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Leandro Barbosa 13 Points Full Highlights (6/14/2015)

Now is a good time to remember that Leandro Barbosa was once actually one of the NBA’s premier three-point shooters. It was almost a decade ago, but just because something happened a long time ago doesn’t mean we shouldn’t remember it. That’s what my history teacher told me. He was talking about the Native American…

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Andre Iguodala 22 Points Full Highlights (6/11/2015)

Andre Iguodala got his first start of the whole season…in the Finals. He also scored his season-high. Who can we thank for Iggy’s marvelous performance, besides Iggy himself? Perhaps Steve Kerr? No. Coaching doesn’t matter in the NBA. The real answer is Andrew Bogut. That gigantic Aussie is the single person most responsible for Iguodala’s…

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Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part II)

“Took you long enough,” Steve said coolly. “But you are still too late. This cursed phylactery will never again claim the soul of another player.” “It’s not too late!” Stephen shouted from the sideline. “I need it! We need it! The team needs it! Isn’t that what a coach wants? To win?” Steve shook his…

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Klay Thompson All 239 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Klay Thompson was awakened by a hushed discussion outside his bedroom door. “Not so fast, Steph.” That voice sounded like Steve Kerr’s. There was an inaudible response. “Steph, please listen to me. You have to let me take it, you have to let me destroy it. Its power is too great.” “I’m taking the amulet…

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