“Yo, Andrew, I got a really weird question to ask you,” said Marreese Speights, walking up to the tall Australian in the locker room. “Weird questions are my specialty,” replied Andrew. “Ask away.” Marreese paused while he tried to figure out how to phrase his question delicately. That proved too much of a challenge, so…
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James McAdoo 11 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
I’m happy for James Michael McAdoo that he got enough playing time to have highlights made of him at least once this season. Really happy. It’s great. I couldn’t be happier. It’s just that… Why can’t I be making Ognjen Kuzmic highlights instead? McAdoo is fine, but he’s not EXOTIC. Kuzmic is EXOTIC. I understand…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
What happened to the Maarreeesseeee Speights of last season? I remember being pissed that he kept having good games and I kept having to do highlights; now it’s an exciting occurrence if he even scores 12. I want to make fun of that thing on his head, god dammit. Is that why he’s not playing…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2016)
Driving home from a well-earned win over the Jazz, Marreese Speights was struck by a sudden wave of nausea. Its passing was as quick as its onset, and he shrugged it off to perhaps that funny-looking pineapple that had been provided in the locker room. To attribute the nausea to other causes…he didn’t want to…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
Remember when Amar’e Stoudemire destroyed Andrew Bogut’s arm/career? I sure do. Instead of being a nightly 20/10 threat and defensive anchor like he should have been, now Bogues is reduced to being a nightly 5/8 threat and defensive anchor. All thanks to Stoudemire mistaking Bogut for a fire extinguisher and trying to punch him out…
Read MoreBrandon Rush 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)
Brandon Rush: third splash brother? Let’s take a look at the facts. Fact 1: Is shooting 45% from three, about as good as Steph and better than Klay. Fact 2: Is male, which qualifies him for being a splash “brother” rather than a splash “sister”. Fact 3: Is on the Warriors, unlike other candidates such…
Read MoreIan Clark Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2015)
Ian Clark is a big, independent, strong man who don’t need no Stephen Curry. While Klay Thompson and Draymond Green wither under the pressure of not having the best player in the league constantly freeing up court space to the things that they do, Ian Clark continues, unfazed, in doing what HE does: Buckets. There…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 16 Points Full Highlights (12/25/2015)
DownToBuck sits happily in front of the TV, eager to partake in the season’s most beloved tradition: watching five NBA games back-to-back while drinking eggnog and eating treats. Pulling his velvety Bucks throw blanket over him, there is nothing than can pierce through his joy. An entire plate of impeccably-frosted cookies is consumed before the…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/8/2015)
Damn, this video would have looked so different that year Andrew Bogut was dominating in Milwaukee. So different. He’s a garbage man now; there is no need for his offensive “talents” on a team with Klay Thompson and some other guy on it. Listen to me, getting all nostalgic about crappy Bogut post-ups. Those things…
Read MoreIan Clark 12 Points/6 Minutes Full Highlights (11/30/2015)
Here’s a little tidbit that will really cook your ramen: Without the perfect shooting of Ian Clark, the Warriors would have lost tonight’s game, ending their winning streak. Ian Clark scored 12 points. Golden State won by 3. You do the math. It’s not hard. Here’s the flavor packet, in this case, shrimp flavor: Ian…
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