https://youtu.be/LdayXEdtAts I’m not sure where it all went so wrong for Hassan Whiteside that he was forced to sign a MINIMUM contract with the KINGS (basically the last place any free agent should ever want to go) when he’s basically in his prime. Sure, he has flaws. Everybody knows about his flaws and they are…
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Hassan Whiteside All 148 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
“Most excellent. Dee Tee Bee has uploaded another dunkilation for my enjoyment,” you say to yourself as you click on the video in your subscription box. “Whiteside probably crushes the rim for nine minutes straight!” The video begins to play, and you are, as you expected, enraptured by the displays of unbridled athletic power that…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside All 86 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
It’s not like you need any more reasons to trust DTB’s opinions when it comes to basketball, but DTB has another one for you anyway: I was seriously hyped for Hassan Whiteside BEFORE he was signed by the Heat. Yep, that’s right. I knew that Whiteside would be a stud in the NBA if he…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside Career High 24 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Imagine how good he would be if his name was Hassan Blackside! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOO! Sorry. How much better can Hassan get, anyway? He’s so good right now, I’m finding it hard to see areas for improvement. He could start hitting free throws, maybe. Or add a midrange jumper game so he can pretend to be…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside 17 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2015)
I don’t blame Alex Len at all. If I was getting dunked on time after time with no end in sight, it would take a lot less than an errant arm to the head before I started getting violent with people. I would be shoving and swearing the first time somebody grazed me with their…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside 17 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2015)
Some people have been asking, if Hassan Whiteside keeps up this level of play until his next contract, will he get the max? in DownToBuck’s not-humble-at-all opinion, this is a magnificently stupid question. These people are not thinking big enough. You could ask, “if Hassan Whiteside plays like this for the next few years, will…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside 15 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/13/2015)
How long until teams figure Hassan Whiteside out? I don’t know. Teams haven’t yet figured out how to stop DeAndre Jordan from dunking it all the time despite knowing exactly what he’s going to do, so I’d say Whiteside (henceforth referred to as “Upside”) has a while before his effectiveness drops. Upside is the feel-goodiest…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside 10 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2015)
I have to wonder: when Hassan “Upside” Whiteside went to play in Lebanon, did he bother learning any Arabic at all? I have to imagine that his team provided him with a translator/guide of some sort, since he probably was the highest-profile player that the team had ever been able to sign. I’m guessing no….
Read MoreHassan Whiteside 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/4/2015)
Forget about my “Upside” nickname for Hassan Whiteside. It’s still good, but it has been supplanted by an even better one, one that I can’t even take credit for. “Brightside” Damn. Perfect! Because the Heat are kind of disappointing right now, and aside from Wade and Bosh the only bright side of watching Heat games…
Read MoreHassan Whiteside Career High 14 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (1/3/2015)
It’s taken a few years, but a team has finally figured out how much upside Hassan Whiteside has. I probably won’t even use his name to refer to him, just “Upside” will suffice. Upside was cruelly relegated to Lebanon after not getting much burn with the Kings in his first two years. There was a…
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