Will Gerald Green ever find a home? Will Houston be that home? He hasn’t spent more than two seasons in any of his numerous NBA stops. He’s already kind of old at 32, so I can’t decide whether I want to him to stick with a team for once and have some constancy in his…
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Gerald Green 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
If these national TV commentators bring up the fact that Gerald Green was cut by the Bucks before the season started, I’m going to start a novelty twitter account called “NBA on BSPN” where I make fun of various ESPN personalities interspersed with crude descriptions of excretory functions. I KNOW that the Bucks had him…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2018)
“Yo Trevor, you said you know some secret way to get into the Clippers’ locker room?” James Harden asked his teammate Trevor Ariza. James was flanked by Gerald Green, who was looking around the locker room to make sure nobody was listening too closely to their conversation. Trevor raised his eyebrows; he knew what James…
Read MoreClint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…
Read MoreGerald Green 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/8/2018)
Gerald Green can still get up. Not as much as he could before, like I’m pretty sure both of his dunks tonight would’ve been windmills if this were a couple years ago. He’s not blowing out the candles on the cupcake anymore, but who is? In other news, I just got a sweet idea for…
Read MoreGerald Green 15 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…
Read MoreGerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)
Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…
Read MoreGerald Green 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/3/2018)
Who needs James Harden when you have Gerald Green? Until Harden carves the Rockets’ “R” into his beard and can do an alley-oop windmill dunk, I’m giving the edge to Green. I’m getting some serious Michael-Beasley-Getting-Rescued-From-China-By-The-Rockets vibes right now. It’s almost the same situation; unwanted scoring-only player departs from the league because they can’t get…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 26 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)
It feels like Trevor Ariza should be about 40 years old given how long he’s been in the league, but somehow he’s only 32. 32 and still playing big minutes in basically every game for the Rockets. The way he’s going, maybe he can get to 40. He’s already limited on offense to shooting only…
Read MoreGerald Green 18 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/29/2017)
Gerald Green is back! The Bucks had him in the preseason, and cut him before the season started for some reason that I don’t even know, and when he didn’t get immediately picked up by another team I thought that might be it. At least until later in the season. But the Rockets are really…
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